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captain kirk

describes the act of opening one's flip mobile phone by snapping it open with a flick of the wrist, Star Trek-communicator-style. Eventually leads to phone breakage, sometimes with the top half of the phone flying across the room as it snaps from the base.
"Dude! I Captain Kirked my phone last night and it broke in half!"

"Heather, if you don't stop Captain Kirking your phone so much, you are going to have to stop buying flip phones!"
by senor _coconut_1 January 9, 2009
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Kirk Hammett

A San Franciscan who started playing at the age of 15. Now the lead guitarist in metallica Hammet is pushing the limits of guitarists. But one question why no solos on St. Anger?
by Mendoza October 28, 2003
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Kirk Hinrich

Combo guard, 6'3" 190 lb, captain and the most popular player of the Chicago Bulls. After being drafted #7 in 2003, Hinrich helped the Bulls turn around from the worst in the league to the playoffs in only his second year. Kirk played for four years at the University of Kansas under Coach Roy Williams, where he led the Jayhawks to two consecutive Final Fours and within three points of a national championship.
Q: Dude, who's that white dude with the Harry Potter hair?
A: Oh, that's Captain Kirk. He's the best. He can defend anybody and hit the big shot. Kirk Hinrich's the man!
by Teven Styler April 15, 2005
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kirk cameron

a whales vagina.
the female sexual organ of a whale.
the whales pussy.
big vagina head.
by RJ aka...R.J. January 30, 2005
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kirk out

Being overly mad at soemthing.
Synonyms: freak out, flip out, go ape shiznit.
That girl just stepped on my foot, I am about to kirk the f*ck out!!!"
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Joe Kirk

Joe Kirk decided to stop kicking the small child's ass with his awesome lightsaber and return to doing his homework.
by Randy Hurst May 5, 2010
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Kirk up

To make something more convoluted, disheveled, twisted, or shittier than it was before the 'kirk' up in question occurred. To fuck up royally.
Person 1: Wow, the Texas Rangers committed a huge Kirk up by moving Michael Young to DH.

Person 2: Yeah, no wonder they haven't won a world series yet.

Historian 1: Hitler did indeed Kirk up when he invaded Russia with blatant disregard for the Soviet-German non aggression pact of 1939.

Historian 2: Yup, you should never get involved in a land war in Asia
by Pike-a-licious May 2, 2011
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