Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.
Killing two turds with one kidney stone: See definition for "Killing two birds with one stone".
by Black-Phoenix777 May 24, 2021
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Piece of shit I gave my heart for and poisoning with copper

*Hoark*

Eat shit I have 27 months asstards
I should shoot every drive test engineer fucking kidney car, 1004 copper dirty BB's
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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A group for a good cause you should definitely join!
Join the Kidney Kancer Kure!
by BeatleBoyThicc August 13, 2018
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A swift chop to the kidney area after finishing anal sex causing the ass to tense up and wipe your cock clean when you pull out
I gave her a kidney chop after I finished so I didn't have shit on my dick when I pulled out
by Easy E 83 June 20, 2014
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Common household cooler, repurposed for the use of storing and transporting stolen kidneys.
Guy says : Did you see the sale Walmart has on coolers?
Shady guy : yeah they make great kidney baskets.
Guy says : wait wha... *Passes out*
by Cat face emoji July 16, 2018
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When your kidney gets a need to masturbate, or your asshole friend gives you a random nickname.
Friend: hey kidney Boner!
You: what?
Friend: fuck you I’m gonna stab you!
by Noter the aboter March 28, 2022
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Noted CHC member and Instagram memer, as well as a fan of Buddy the Puffin and Zachary L’Heureux. Most famous for making “the Pulju post” as coined by Mikko
Person 1: Kidney Crosby

Person 2: Niggaaaaaaa
by Kidney Crosby November 29, 2021
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