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Japanese kamikaze 

A sexual act in which a Japanese male lathers himself up in lubricant and suspends himself from the ceiling. He then proceeds to fall from the ceiling and yelling "kamikaze" before falling into the girls vagina. The end result is a very painful and awkward landing that may yield infertility.
Me and this Asian chick did the Japanese kamikaze last night. My mom walked in confused, as she had heard intense screaming, and her lube was all gone. The next day I was sent to a counselor for mental help.
Japanese kamikaze by wtf56 December 19, 2013
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team kamikaze 

A group of awesome individuals that show up at an event and wipe out all the other competition. Bringing home all the awards! Kicking ass and having fun while they do it.
Team Kamikaze is at it again. Showing up at the horse show and leaving nothing for anyone else. Laughing while they do it.
team kamikaze by pnytrnr April 18, 2014

kamikaze come-on 

A pick-up attempt doomed to fail. Usually occurs when the person being picked-up has much higher mate value than the one making the attempt (e.g., much hotter). Clearly, it's a suicide mission.
Jenn: Is that guy really trying to talk to those models?!?

Krisi: Kamikaze come-on. Sooooo not gonna work.

kamikaze 

a dangerous technique that can be harmful or extremely pleasurable. the definition is when usually a man or a girl with a strap on comes running from one side of the room at full speed inserting their penis straight into the vagina or anus
When Kendrick entered the room Joanna had her legs open and he had no choice but to kamikaze the bitch.
kamikaze by Dereck and Kendrick October 6, 2008

kamikaze stand-up

When the comedian ends his or her set by blowing their brains out all over the audience.
And Bill ended his kamikaze stand-up routine with a final salutation, "Thanks for coming out folks - I hope you all had a great time...*blam*"
kamikaze stand-up by Darren Casella February 28, 2007

kamikaze 

a sexual act in which the male stands approxamately 5 feet and 6 inches away from the female who is laying on the bed on her back with her legs spread. from this pioint the man proceeds to sprint as fast as he can and try to aim his penis in to the females vagina without the use of his hands or any other object.
Jeremy: "Hey. Last night i tried out that kamikaze sex act you told me to try and i broke my damn dick!"

Andrew: "You're fucking retarded. I was kidding!"

Jeremy: "Well now i got a lighning bolt for a dick... Thanks alot Zeus!"
kamikaze by satansarmy666 October 29, 2010

kamikaze ad 

N.) An ad that pops up after you close another ad, webpage, window, etc.
A.) kamikaze added

The act of being kamikaze added.

Background:
A common marketing tactic in the online world nowadays is, when a person clicks on a web page, a certain element is loaded, or a web page is closed, a new one is opened. This can result in endless loops of ads, where closing one simply opens another. In common terms, it's a big fucking load of bullshit topped off with a dingleberry cherry. Any company that uses this tactic deserves to go bankrupt and its employees shot on the spot.
Kamikaze ads are the ultimate product of a life spent training to be a douchebag.
kamikaze ad by dictionary man 101 October 7, 2010