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Kale

Kale is the most handsome boy ever and he is a simp(.)
by thesimper October 8, 2020
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Kale

The world best at takeing dildos up the ass one time he fit a hole 10 inche up his juicy ho rectum
Oh boy kale is massive
by Big daddy lavie September 6, 2017
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baby kale

i want baby kale as my dj
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kale klux klan

1.
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.

2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism
1. "have you ever met Cyndi Cornstock before?"
"no."

"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."
by Scott Mortion November 2, 2017
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Kale

Kale is a unique little creature with something bigger than most people can handle in his mind. Kale loves pain as much as he loves pleasure. He’ll be a great friend as long as you don’t break his heart twice.
The doctor says Kale has anal fissure. So Kale explains how and why he got there by showing photos of his hot boyfriend.
by asiaisbetterthanamerica November 22, 2021
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Kale

my really awesome cool boyfriend that i love a lot he makes me very happy -🗡
“have you seen kale?”

“like the vegetable?”

“NO. it’s pronounced Kal.”

“oh then no-“
“you suck”
by kalesslvvt September 11, 2021
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Kaled

open minded guy that thinks outside the box, knows how to keep a conversation going, can sometimes be truthful but over all has a big heart. a great friend to those around him! always good vibes also supper goofy
hey there goes kaled!” “yeah he’s a cool person!”
by good talk September 20, 2021
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