Kale

Kale is daddy, he'll always be there for you no matter what, he'll always love you, even if you hurt him, he'll be there for you.

Some girl: who's that
guy: my boyfriend, kale :)

by Adamtheperson September 14, 2020

kale hail

The health craze that put kale on the pedestal of ultimate smart foods.

I was never really into the kale hail phase.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Kale

Usually seen in multiplayer games, from Mandarin "ka le", sometimes netizens use it to cover up their bad gaming ability

Kale

by alexaopaza June 29, 2022

kale

that green ass shit that you buy at the store

Damn that's some nice kale

by daddyhakcsonly23 October 7, 2022

Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third

Massive pessimistic attitude. Sunburnt.

"Jesus is a scam"

"Woah! Is that Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third?"
"Yeah, you can tell because"

by Augsutnmc April 28, 2022

Kale Jacobs

The alter-ego of Karl Jacobs

Oh hey look its Kale Jacobs

by Imasimp13 October 27, 2020

kale

kale is a name for a person who is gay, emo, and edgy

your such a kale

by im u and u are me January 6, 2022