kale klux klan

1.
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.

2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism

1. "have you ever met Cyndi Cornstock before?"
"no."

"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."

by Scott Mortion November 2, 2017

Pull a kale

Pull a kale is or pulling a kale mostly used with online friends

Pull a kale is when you look for someone's general location with clues preferably with consent

Person: may I pull a kale
2person:yes we'll I live in Canada
Person: let me guess is it Saskatchewan
2person: yes

Person: is it Regina

2person: yes you are good at "pulling a kale"

by Pull a kale April 20, 2020

Kale

Unit of measurement, approximately 25 heads

“Head count?”
“There is a kale”

by y’all’d’nt’ve March 21, 2020

Kale

Not fat.

Kale is not fat

by That Homeless Kid June 29, 2020

Kale

Kale is a very dumb Ginger. He says he’s a pimp but cries about a girl that he will never get. He thinks he will get “big bod” but he looks like fucking Gumby.

Look at that ugly ginger he’s name is probably Kale

by Gabrielle_lima July 13, 2020

kales

annoying girl who is very weird . she is a celebrity and no one knows her . underground artist / singer . she raps as well

wow kales is across the street let’s take a picture

by therealgoobygoober September 12, 2020

Kale

Kale is daddy, he'll always be there for you no matter what, he'll always love you, even if you hurt him, he'll be there for you.

Some girl: who's that
guy: my boyfriend, kale :)

by Adamtheperson September 14, 2020