by On chad san July 4, 2023
Get the Dirty jilliane mug.She is drop dead gorgeous, smart, witty and spends a lot of time walking....combine that with being a total nympho, she keeps very fit. The girl is "sitting on a goldmine" but chooses broke losers to hook up with. Her reward: a trip to the clinic along with some penicillin....but can't get a cigarette after a session of Sweating to the Oldies from the food stamp collecting loser she is momentarily attracted to, so she will go to a liquor store and beg for a smoke.
She has been known to use her wily skills to get what she is after by just dropping her lower garments and assuming the position...it amazing to see such a vision of beauty doing such things! It'll surely put a smile on your face and get your blood pumping.
She has been known to use her wily skills to get what she is after by just dropping her lower garments and assuming the position...it amazing to see such a vision of beauty doing such things! It'll surely put a smile on your face and get your blood pumping.
Me: Hey Jillian, let's go out to the garage.
Jillian: Ok
Me: ??? where did she run off to? "Oh, there she is, on her hands and knees! And it seems that she has lost her pants on the way out to the garage!!! Whooda thunk it?"
Jillian: Ok
Me: ??? where did she run off to? "Oh, there she is, on her hands and knees! And it seems that she has lost her pants on the way out to the garage!!! Whooda thunk it?"
by soundslikebstome December 1, 2023
Get the Jillian mug.Jillian is a girl you probably don’t know because she is my friend!I have a friend named Jillian Hegner.She can be really bossy.She is short,skinny,and has very long hair.She is basically the opposite of me tall and ugly
by KIT_KATZZZZZ November 27, 2019
Get the Jillian mug.Just don’t be friends with someone like this she’s very beautiful at times and sometimes she looks like a booty
And that’s all for Jillian 😂
by Krienke_25 February 20, 2020
Get the Jillian mug.a very small person. approximately 4'11. very skinny. they do not like girls. hates them. guys are way better. super nice and sweet. all in all a good person. also brunette. with small hands and feet. -Jessie
by asdfaphysical February 14, 2015
Get the jillian anderson mug.Hottest girl you will ever see. She is not like other girls. She is brilliant, kind, and has a wicked sense of humour. Beyond that, shes a sex god. Seriously, she will chew you up in bed. Watch out, if you’re ever lucky enough to go to bed with a Jillian, you will get addicted.
Person 1: “Omg dude, I just had sex with the smartest, funniest girl ever with the biggest boobs I've ever seen. I cant get enough of her.” Person 2: “Bro, you're so whipped. She must be a Jillian.”
by Bro-seph75 February 13, 2024
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