Jesus

The name of which we name all our children from henceforth, or there will be no second coming.

Jesus 2: Redemption Day

by captain fruit punch December 3, 2018

Jesus

The single greatest person in the history of everything.

historian: Did you know jesus and Moses used guns to defeat the romans?

by The Great American October 7, 2008

Jesus

anvi's kickboard dolphin

let's sacrifice jesus to mr lim

by macrib October 22, 2019

Jesus

Jesus is a very interesting human being, and is often referred to big chungus. He can look like an egg/humpty dumpty sometimes but is funny in some ways. They have had over 15 girl friends and have broken up with all of them for dumb reasons. Jesus's may be straight, but often acts gay. He will also date anyone, even if he doesn't know them. He is also EXTREMELY sensitive.

Jesus: Want to date?
Random Girl he doesn't even know: Sure!!
Jesus: A day later, I want to date someone else and they already said yes so, I dump you!!

by DoggoSacrilege December 12, 2019

Jesus

Tyler Griffin

Person 1:- Wow fam just seen Jesus
Person 2:- Nah dickhead that’s just Tyler Griffin

by GuessImAFortshitePlayer June 21, 2019

Jesus

Jesus
Je sus
He sus
wait- your sus, don't you already know who he is?

Among us player: Is jesus sus?
Me: Yeah Jesus is sus.
Joe: He sus!

by a black girl on the internet November 29, 2020

Jesus

Alien looking ass with a big forehead. He's a skater and he's actually not that bad. Kind of short but his funniness makes up for it. He's kinda weird too, he usually smiles at random things like doors or walls. Jesus does quick glances at anything. Jesus is like a cartoon character he always wears the same clothes.

friend 1: have u seen jesus?
friend 2: is he the one with the big forehead

by thiccthanos November 26, 2018