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Jellybeaning

The state of being when you wake up after a long night of drinking and you’re not yet hungover. You’re still a little drunk, and in a silly, goofy mood.
“I honestly feel pretty good, definitely jellybeaning”
by Jellybeaning July 4, 2022
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Jellybean

Person 1: HEY have you watched jellybean!
Person 2 and 3: dude go touch some grass and get a life NOW!!!!
Person 1: im sorry. :(
by Anti jellybean March 15, 2022
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Jellybean

It's a purple PNGtuber bitch that makes weird videos and thinks she's funny. Her subscribers are watching her probably because they are rasist
e.g. you fking Jellybean
by Dakos August 9, 2022
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King Jellybean

The pedophile bean character from the medieval fairytale esque adventure Rick and Morty went on (specifically S1 E5, 13:24).

Also used as slang for a pedophile, or a person who molests young children by using their superiority complex, charisma, and influential position to abduct, rape and murder children. Also could represent a historical figure whose more grievous past actions were found out but hid from the general public in order to preserve the well being of the community they had, or still have an influence on.
Fred: "Yo, did you hear that Becky's 12 year old sister went missing?"
George: "HS, for real? I bet it was King Jellybean, the old man across the street. I see his binoculars flash in the sunlight sometimes, and often if you follow the direction of his gaze, it leads to the direction of the playground!"

John: "Turns out that a lot of Israelite heroes from the Bible were true King Jellybeans, cause they married tweens and early teens (although consensually) and had sex with them..."
José: "Thass cuzz it waz 'cceptable back then, bruh..."
by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner July 4, 2020
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JellyBean

" Woah are you a JellyBean stan" "No that was my name before JellyBean existed"
by 1-Jellybean-1 May 28, 2022
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Jellybean

Bob : Jellybean is cringe
Habib : Yes I agree
by JuniorzGTX March 25, 2022
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jellybeanism

Kevin was born with a deformity called Jellybeanism
by jellybeanismhater April 27, 2023
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