Rad Jedi

1. a person that throws down some serious Rad Harmony; an Epic Rad Mother Fucker; One that will never let his light saber be trapped in one woman's purse;

2. a man that can successfully figure in boob size + ass firmness, divided by brain cells, multiplied by how Bang-able is her Mom is, within 10 seconds of meeting a woman;

"Brandon is a Rad Jedi"

"Dude I shredded those Usta-Groovers like a Rad Jedi."

"This piece of He-Candy is a Rad Jedi!"

by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010

jedi maya

Someone named maya who is a jedi. Particularily someone living in the suburbs.

Woah, she's such a jedi maya, I can't believe she lives in the burbs.

by Someonereallysupercool April 23, 2008

The return of the jedi

Means when you come back home after having sexual intercourse with a girl that could be physically associated with the lineage of chewbacca. Meaning very unattractive.

"Hey dude. Did you meet Brad after the party last night?"
"Yeah. This jackass came home proud after getting laid and wanted a high-five."
"Really?"
"No way I would high-five him. He did the return of the jedi!"

by Just1nSw7 August 13, 2018

True Jedi

Someone who has slept with everyone in the same house, therefore gaining an 100% completion on that residence.

Ahhh did you hear Henry has a true Jedi on Nicole’s house?

by Jaymanelite February 13, 2021

Uncle Jedi

A dude at a comicon in Arkansas that slips you a roofie and turns his finger into a brown light saber.

After I woke up at that dudes hotel room at the Littlerock comicon, I noticed his finger had turned into a brown light saber. I got the Uncle Jedi!

by Buster Belair January 5, 2022

jedi magknights

an elite group of jedi consisting of only those who have overcome the trials of initiation. they wield nametags and maglight sabers, and have unusually strong control over the force.

luk(c)as: are you a magknight?
ben jammin: hell yeah im a magknight are you a motherfucking magknight?
luk(c)as: helz yeah

by jedi magknights January 19, 2005

jedi pie

The speed and precision used by a chef to produce a pie in light speed.

Mary appeared on Come Dine With Me but she took ages to make her starter dish. This meant she'd have to make some serious Jedi pie to be in with a chance of winning.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009