jab the turtle

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by Oxford dictionary co March 24, 2017

Stag and Jab

The act of going stag to a social event, i.e. a wedding or party, alone with the purpose of finding a random person to have sex with and jab it in.

Billy: Hey, you find a date for that wedding?

Jimmy: Nah. I plan to pull a stag and jab.

by Qban25 September 11, 2011

Jab-end

See Bell-end, term used to describe the end of yer nob. Can be used also as an insult.

"Arg you jabbed me in the eye with your Jab-end, you Jab-end."

by Lora Logic July 6, 2007

jab end

1. The end bit on a penis. Possibly stems from mispronunciaccion of 'jap eye' (the bit where the love juice floods from) and shortening to jab.

2. Someone who is a bellend.

1. Even though he had a nice fat jab end i still decided to turn dyke after we had sex.

2. That chav on the bus throwing chips was a real jab end.

by WowzersTrousers April 22, 2008

quick jab

when some one is right behind you and reaches over you to turn off you computer and says "quick jab!!!11"
and turns off your computer
and you like "oh noes!!!!112 what did you do to my computyer you feg0t"

justin: quick jab!
jastin wan: you shit hole! wtfzorz

by 19a May 14, 2005

little jab

What the fuck is this? Why would anyone ever say this? Is this real!? These questions may have crossed your mind when you saw that "little jab" was a real word. This word was once used by The Hector Projector (see: Hector Projector) and to this day I can only assume he is a strawberry (see: Strawberry)

He beat me over the head with a sprinkler while my 7 year old sister kicked my brothers ass.

by Hector Projector April 8, 2003

playful jab

A word to make punching someone hard sound fun and silly.

"My brother described punching me while I was on the computer chair and making me fly across the room as just a playful jab"

by Maki Mocassins December 21, 2005