the strange smell on your finger you wake up with after getting weird all night
commonly smells like a mixture of alcohol, cigarettes, weed and whatever else you might have got your finger into.....
commonly smells like a mixture of alcohol, cigarettes, weed and whatever else you might have got your finger into.....
I can't stop smelling my morning finger.
dude I can tell you fingerblasted her from that awful morning finger you got there
dude I can tell you fingerblasted her from that awful morning finger you got there
by bill_the_kid December 31, 2011
When an ugly girl, who wears a ton of makeup in order to look attractive, wakes up in the morning she is said to be a morning goblin. The makeup invariably rubs off during the night or is otherwise removed, revealing the girls 'true' appearance.
by Jethro Tull September 26, 2007
by Metal26freak August 08, 2007
To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.
by oxmix October 21, 2003
A coyote morning is when one has too much to drink the night before and as a result wakes up next to someone less than desireable. Like a trapped coyote one would rather gnaw off their own arm than risk waking the creature next to them.
"I drank way to much last night and woke up having another coyote morning"
"that chick at the bar was hot last night, but she turned into a coyote morning for me"
"that chick at the bar was hot last night, but she turned into a coyote morning for me"
by The Add November 19, 2007
by Slick Nick12 November 30, 2008
by Shady C.T.R February 03, 2009