Get out of my room i am playing minecraft

This is a meme

Mom comes in.
kid be like: Get out of my room i am playing minecraft

by yiannis11x April 22, 2021

I am Jack's

All of the "I am Jack's" lines from the film Fight Club

Articles that the unnamed narrator discovers:

I Am Jack's Medulla Oblongata
I Am Jill's Nipple
I Am Jack's Colon

Variations that the unnamed narrator creates:

I Am Jack's Raging Bile Duct
I Am Jack's Cold Sweat
I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise
I Am Jack's Inflamed Sense of Rejection
I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge
I Am Jack's Broken Heart

by Jack Colon May 8, 2008

I Am Rich

An application for the iPhone which costs $999.99 USD and does nothing but display a picture of a glowing red ruby and some text:

"I am rich
I deserv it sic

I am good,
healthy &
successful"

OMG did you see the new application for the iPhone that costs a thousand bucks? It's called "I Am Rich!" I'm gonna get it! IPHONE RULEZ!!!

by Anonymous938743 October 7, 2008

I am speed

when your mom goes to check your history

Mom: " Can I see your phone?"
Me: I am speed

by BUBBLE butt176 February 28, 2020

I am not a financial advisor

A term used by degenerates who want the credibility and reputation of an actual financial advisor but don't want the accountability and liability that comes along with it. Mainly used by room temperature IQ individuals on TikTok, Youtube, Twitter, etc under the age 21 who probably don't even have a degree, CFA, or any knowledge about basic economics yet feel the need to give financial advice.

You can find them on social media using terms like #ToTheMoon #Stonks #DiamondHands and bandwagoning the latest hype stock or meme crypto and then never to be seen again until another hype stock is talked about by the masses as they don't know anything else about the financial world other than riding the current trend.

They are somewhat related to furus (fake gurus) who want to sell you $1000 courses on stock market education you could probably find on the internet with a few minutes of research. These wannabe financial advisors love to talk about meme stocks and cryptos as well as telling people to #BuyTheDip or #HODL #DoNotSell while still putting in their disclaimer "All posts are opinions and I do not give buy, hold, or sell recommendations."

The problem with these fake advisors is that they think saying they aren't financial advisors creates a loophole where they can't be held liable for their advice. This is literally the same concept as using copyrighted material and saying "No copyright infringement intended" which completely contradicts their statement.

Actual financial advisor: I use highly complex algorithms and statistical modeling to determine accurate probabilities on my investments and can show you that investing in the S&P500 index has proven to give around a 10% return for the past 10 years

Wannabe financial advisor: stonks go brrr, doge to the moon, buy the dip guys, apes strong together *loses life savings after yoloing it on 0 day expiration options*

Actual financial advisor: This person definitely has "I am not a financial advisor" in their bio

by Mediocre Quant June 17, 2021

iamty

iamty is a variety twitch streamer and youtuber. He mainly streams on twitch, playing anything from vr games, truck simulators, and fortnite.

iamty’s streams have top tier vibes, with an amazing chat. His chat is amazing, they’re always welcoming and have perfect hive mindedness.

Some recognize-able names in chat would include pisspisspisspissp, ZarikTH, milomumbles, reagancc, mattiswack1, and bartsbees

iamty is amazing, his streams are fucking awesome and his chat is amazing. We all love Ty <3

by PogU-Pog-Poggers June 19, 2020

I am jeuse

A fucking legend that died on the cross to save humanity

I am jeuse

by keep_scrolling_please March 8, 2019