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Hobby Farms

a bimonthly magazine, devoted to the life of hobby farmers, homesteaders and small producers. Its editorial offices are based in Lexington, Kentucky
Hobby Farms features articles on raising livestock humanely, sustainable agriculture, marketing a small farm, self sufficiency, history and preservation, and the dangers of factory farms
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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hobby blatte

Anyone who thinks they're a Blatte and tries to act like a wannabe gangster, these people are usually White.
dude1 "akta bre"
dude2 "sluta leka blatte"
dude1 "jag är hobby blatte pucko"
by hobbyblatte120 October 20, 2018
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Hobby

A certain activity in which you take pride and entertainment in doing
i have a hobby of taking kids and putting them in my basement
by pogboy2000 March 27, 2022
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Hobby Colonizer

Outsiders who join a hobby solely to change it to fit their standards without actually enjoying it. They ignore pre-established rules and expect others to follow their new ones without question. They attack fans and creators for anything they deem "abnormal" and engage in brigaded attacks against those who don’t conform. They have no problem threatening violence or sending death threats, believing their actions are justified.

Despite pretending to be inclusive, they reject any culture outside their own. When called out, they always play the victim and claim it's proof the hobby needs "fixing." They manipulate online engagement by botting Facebook likes, Twitter shares, and Reddit upvotes to create a false sense of support.

Most emerged during and after the 2020 pandemic when lockdowns gave people too much free time. While some pre-2020 cases existed, they were mostly confined to Tumblr. They can be identified by posts mocking hobby norms that receive thousands of likes, yet most replies disagree, exposing the botting.

When confronted, they typically:
- Play the victim
- Use ad hominem attacks against fans
- Trivialize the situation (often exposing their hypocrisy)
- Threaten violence against those who disagree
Fan: wtf happened to anitwt bros cant even have a waifu anymore
Hobby Colonizer 1: “Waifu” talks in 2025. We can watch anime without all dat extra weebo shit😭.

Also Hobby Colonizer 1: Said weebos found this tweet and calling me slurs very on brand for the social rejects
Hobby Colonizer 2 with Powerpuff girl pfp: Notice how all the people getting upset at this have little anime girls as their pfp
Hobby Colonizer 3 (with their entire profile dedicated to otaku hobby): We should eliminate “otaku” as a concept, it’s holding anime as a medium back
Fan: Shut up tourist
Hobby Colonizer 4: This ain’t an anime ret**d I’ll knock you tf out
Hobby Colonizer 5: what a loser THIS GUY STINKS PEEEEEYUUUUUU
Hobby Colonizer 6: Imagine getting this mad over fucking cartoons LMAOOOO (He was policing and attacking people over said cartoons)
by PomuHub February 16, 2025
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Hoochie Hobby

A non-scientific resource for information, especially in regards to predictions.
"This is a legitimate claim made by a reliable source - they are not a hoochie hobby."
by yackandcackle October 6, 2011
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Hobbie Joebbie

A word that you can use for anything. Mainly for stupid people. Aka hoes. Or inantament objects.
You hobbie joebbie!
by -Gracie July 24, 2023
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Hobby Handjob

When two or more fans of a niche activity, normally strangers, engage in sharing stories, listing their collection, and generally nerding out, causing a flushed feeling within. Hobby handjobs can create lasting friendships.
I got a hobby handjob at an auto show last night. I think they are about to start a Hobby Handjob session. My husband is somewhere in the tool department no doubt having a Hobby Hnadjob.
by cdaworld January 16, 2024
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