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Hisoka

A hot ass man who is not a pedophile okay so technically hisoka is not turned on by gon but by the strength of his aura like little kids dont do it but the idea of fighting a determined and strong opponent does.
Hisoka: Don't look at me like that is really turning me on
Gon: *looks like he is about to cry*
by HisokasBlTCH February 4, 2021
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Hisokaism

Hisokaism is the beliefs of our lord and savior hisoka morrow.

So here are sins and prayers.

Sins

Finding another hot
You must only find hisoka attractive. Finding another attractive is a sin in hisokaism and can be forgiven for if you stop that phase, once you do you can pray to him that you have found another attractive.

Not believing in illumi

You must believe in both illumi and hisoka. Illumi is hisokas loved husband. In hisokaism, you must believe hisoka and illumi are the best married couple in anime. You must say they are husbands that are amazing for each other and mean it.

Not believing your good enough
I’ve believed I’m not good enough many times, even today..but it’s forgivable if you pray you are as good as hisoka.

Praying
Everyday you must say “bungee gum possesses the properties of both rubber and gum, join hisokaism.” in comment sections and even at school, we spread the word.
??: did you hear ?? Is in hisokaism?
??: no way, me to!
by Hisokaism August 16, 2021
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Hisoka

The gayest clown you will ever meet. Bffs with the prettiest man in town. is a pedophile and simps over a 12yr old boy ⭐️💧 eventually gets married to the prettiest man in town.
you will never be as pretty as gay clown whore man.
“hisoka is such a pretty man
“haha wait till you find the “oH gOn” scene”
by bbykurapika January 2, 2022
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Hisoka

Hisoka likes kids more than BFF’s
by Mayrani June 2, 2021
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hisoka

Hisoka is something called an agonophile- with slight erotophonophile tendencies, an agonophile is someone who gets sexually aroused by fighting, it doesn’t matter if there a child or adult- male or female, hisoka only cares about there strength, now most people think hes a pedofile, hes not, he is not attracted to gon, hes attracted to the idea of fighting gon in the future when hes at top shape or when hes “ripened”, thus proving my point further- now with the slight erotophonophile tendencies, ! slight spoilers! with one of the latest chapters he dies in the fight with chrollo, naturally he rises back up from the dead and goes on a killing spree, now instead of enjoying the fight, he simply kills them, erotophonophilia is getting sexually aroused by killing someone. p.s if you don't like Hisoka, nobody cares, honestly, just ignore it.
bisky: hisoka is hot
gon: hisoka is creepy
illumi: im engaged to him, fangirls must suffer for i am superior
by anonymous_theif March 9, 2021
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hisoka

hisoka is a 27 yo pedo but goddamnnnnnnnnn he hot like harder step bro also he is hot wait already said that OOP
person: he looks like a homeless birthday clown
other person: he is prob a hisoka
by DonaldTrumpTwitter April 29, 2021
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