Hemingway

When one is jacking off and hits himself in the head with his own load. Term so coined because Hemingway also shot himself in the head with his own beloved rifle.

I was rubbing one out and I totally pulled a Hemingway right in my eye.

by ErnieH December 21, 2008

Knights of the Round Hemiroid

Eight doctors that sergically attempetd to remove an infected hemiroid from Oprah Winfry's vagina. They had failed to remove it. All eight had lost their lived fighting to vanguish this horrowing blob. The hemirioid is still there even to this day. Often, people mistake it for her face on TV, but it's the hemiroid.
These brave, fearless men had the courage to go into her vagina, when most men rather not touch it with a 9' pole.
These brave men are now known tosay as "the Knights of the Round Hemiroid"

Every July 18th, we celebrate this day as "Oprah is Responsible for the Deaths of Eight More People Day"

by Mr Evil Betty April 18, 2004

The Hemingway (Or The Heming Way)

Noun: A word to describe the action of shooting oneself with a shotgun, inherently ending his or her life, in order to escape life's pressures; named for Ernest Hemingway, who did the very same thing.

"Dude, you got an "F" on your English test? Dang, you should totally go The Hemingway (Or The Heming Way).

by BerrySnaps December 23, 2008

Hemish

Hemish was a Hong Kong born Calorific California Chemist who developed the theory of chemistry. His work is also known for its influence on the periodic table of science, He was a pride to his culture (Indians). The University he worked in was a very famous university in California. He was really popular at his University but then he got ditched by one of his friends and in depression he left his university and he was never to be found again.

I wish if I would be as smart as Hemish !!!

by Hemish II June 1, 2019

Pull a Hemingway

(v.) To pull a Hemingway is when a very talented person, usually in the written or visual arts, commits suicide during/after or previous to his or her success, for no understandably reason whatsoever.

Artist one: "Have you seen Anthony lately? His Acrylic painting "Le Onde", just won the nationals."

Artist two: "Nah, he's been moping around his apartment depressed about God knows what."

Artist one: " Jeez, I sure hope he doesn't pull a Hemingway."

by Takio Lamary April 7, 2010

Heming-Way

A traditional doggy-style position in which the man places a laptop on the woman's back to enable him to work on his novel while fucking.

I wasn't finished editing the chapter yet, so Zelda let me screw her Heming-Way. Very productive use of time.

by holdencoleman August 2, 2016

Hemily

Simply a combination of the names 'Hellen' and 'Emily', where applicable.

Pauly: Who are going with to the club?

Cassandra: Hemily I guess.

by Albert Miaskovsky May 4, 2004