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Tom Holland

He might have a big penis
by PintheV March 30, 2020
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Tom Holland

Actor of Spider-Man

Super cute
Is a total cinnamon roll
Has a super cute dog named Tessa
Have you SEEN Tom Holland ‘s jawline jkvgbxgnchnv
by Justawaytooobsessedfangirl November 24, 2018
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Tom Holland

Tom Holland my ladies and gentlemen, is the hottest yet cutest and most loving man anybody could possibly meet, he likes his dog tessa (tess) and his fans but us fans tease him a little with some jokes in the fandom. For instance quacksons and 🐸 In mouth, also he doesn’t show pictures of his hair... Tom has many films, Spider-Man, avengers films ( civil war, infinity war ) heart of the sea, the impossible and more. He never fails to put a smile on fans faces and the Holland fandom is one of the most magical, full filled, funny, loving place ever, come join ;)
“ man Tom Holland sucks...”
*whole Holland fandom attacks*
by MorvenMholland January 16, 2019
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hollandia

The best beer there is available on the market nowadays.
Hollandia the charm of bummin' around
by mvbious June 10, 2005
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Holland, Texas

Holland, Texas is a small town about 15-20 miles south of Temple, Texas; which is located about 50 miles north of Austin. Holland is the epitome of sleaze and mental retardation. There are two gas stations in Holland, both of which have employees who will never hesitate to make fun of you if you're from somewhere other than Holland. Their education system is pure shit. But on the bright side, if your child is lazy, unmotivated, and doesn't care about a halfway decent life, then by all means, send them to school in Holland.

The entire town is a speed trap. You will be pulled over for going only one mile over the speed limit. And don't expect only a warning, either. The cop is paid on commission.

The people of Holland cannot drive, either. So should you ever have the displeasure of driving through their town, do not be surprised when someone begins tailgating you, flashing their brights, and giving you the finger nonstop. It never occurs to them to pass you.
"I passed through Holland, Texas yesterday"
"I'm sorry."
by xzypher667 October 5, 2011
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Abby Holland

This is one sexy lady. She is very nice and funny. Everyone loves her! This is the one true girl that will stand by you through anything. Don't tempt her; she's a beast. She loves sports and being crazy. And she sticks with her gut. She doesn't care if she has to drop a friend or two to get with the guy she wants. She has too many crushes to count, but says she doesn't have one. She's waiting for the right guy. She eats too much and she can't help it. Her face is gorgeous. She takes after her mother. Be nice to her and she'll be nice back.
Dannngg, Thaat 'Abby Holland' Is Smokin' hot tonight.
BOOTAY BOOTAY BOOTAY. ;)
by FaceBookLoverYo November 21, 2011
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holland house

Sussex University halls, based in Brighton. Right on the seafront. A place of beauty accentuated by a large intake of drugs and cheap wine from Budgens. Inhabitants can often be seen in local hotspots such as the aforementioned Budgens, the Brunswick, Grubbs or most often on the local beach. On mushrooms. Screaming 'the BABYLONS ARE HERE!'. Those who have lived in Holland House see it as a training school for future geniuses and/or hookers. Home to a thousand fantastic quotes.
'I'd go in my mums pubes if it was free!'
'Is this microwave made of organic materials?'
'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'
'Cos when you're dead THERE'S NO COMING BACK.'
'I'm going to do so many drugs for my birthday, there's a strong chance I'll die.'
by MollyGenevieve May 13, 2005
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