Skip to main content

Hancock nose

A Hancock nose is a person who is billyless tvless bedroomless Dogless and a massive nostril

- TDAWG MITCHELL
ayo fakeport der has a hancock nose
by fakeallport08 December 11, 2023
mugGet the Hancock nosemug.

Aaron Hancock

the hottest guy with long dark hair and the funniest personality he has a pretty face and beautiful lips his eyes are stars that you can get lost in and his hands are sooo hot he's currently going to the gym a lot and has loads of muscles.
Aaron Hancock is soo hot

he is he's so beautiful
by jimmyjohnspizzaria July 4, 2022
mugGet the Aaron Hancockmug.

Hancock

Rubbing a males genitalia side to side on a woman while stood up and grabbing her bum with one hand and pulling her in to feel it.
Look at him doing a Hancock on her.
by Weazyd June 27, 2021
mugGet the Hancockmug.

Hancocked

To be conned, swindled, screwed over, lied to etc.

Named for the former UK Health Secretary, who engaged in multiple extremely shady backdoor deals—not just the one he was ousted for.
“I thought this bitcoin investment scheme I saw on insta was legit, but I lost seven grand. I got properly Hancocked!”
by A passer-by said June 27, 2021
mugGet the Hancockedmug.

to pull a Hancock

To achieve vastly beyond one's abilities; seemingly without logical explanation.

Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care in the UK, who has managed to achieve high office without any discernible talent, an alleged long-term affair with someone way out of his league, and an ally in the Prime Minister despite being woefully unprepared for a pandemic that led to a tragically high mortality rate.
"There's no chance I won't be arrested after committing all of these crimes. To get out of this, I need to pull a Hancock."

"I just got promoted three times in one day despite sexually harassing a colleague. I must have pulled a Hancock."

"The Government knighted me even though I'm being investigated for fraud. Is it because I'm a Tory donor or did I just pull a Hancock?"
by BroJayDee June 26, 2021
mugGet the to pull a Hancockmug.

1-Hancock

On a scale from 1-Hancock I'm pretty awesome
by Noneyabee'swaxfoo' February 14, 2010
mugGet the 1-Hancockmug.

Hancock nose

A Hancock nose is a person who is boring , billy-less , dogless , jobless , works a shit job , has no tv and doesn’t even have there own bedroom

- Toni Mitchell 2K17
Boring Allport has a big fuck off Hancock nose
by Hancock nose December 11, 2023
mugGet the Hancock nosemug.

Share this definition