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Goomba

Someone or something described as weird, scary, different, or out of place; used as a term for someone also described as a Goonie or goober.
Guy 1: You know that Adam Spangler guy?

Guy 2: Yeah

Guy 1: He’s such a goomba.
by Major0Zero May 8, 2023
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Goomba Gang

An absolute shit friend group that ride up on a high horse and think they're so fucking perfect. They call you a lying skank bitch and say you're a manipulative pussy even though they did things wrong too but they're too afraid to admit it.
Toby: Fuck Goomba Gang.
Ramona: Fuck Goomba Gang, all my homies hate Goomba Gang.
by 6itch6itch January 23, 2021
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goomba

goomba is the name of a short person/dwarf who is humorous but at the same time, frustrating. goomba is a very nice person when he wants to be but he can also be a massive thorn in your side. he goes by many alternative names. goomba's notorious sentence is 'did anyone clap any bunda'. at the end of the day, goomba is an acquired taste but if you get along you will be very good friends, if you don't, you're done for. a small side note, goomba shits everywhere after a cheeky za'. most likely to be seen talking about his crazy experience after smoking a large za'.
goomba is getting on my nerves

just looking at goomba makes me laugh

why is goomba fucking a dog
by monopsony April 25, 2022
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When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies

AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out
John: I only have 2 tickets

Larry: Well I asked to go first

Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas
by I didn’t order a creeper November 27, 2020
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Goomba

A short individual which is mentally/physically disabled. A goomba is a short enemy from Mario that is weak.
The goomba over there has never grew an inch.
by toeman98 June 19, 2019
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Goomba Fallacy

The Goomba Fallacy refers to a phenomenon in which two groups with contradictory views are perceived as one group that contradicts itself.

This often happens on internet fandoms where due to large amounts of people interacting anonymously, it creates the illusion of people wanting multiple contradictory things at a time when in fact it is the result of disagreements between multiple sub-groups in the fandom.
"First fans wanted a larger cast, and now they want a smaller cast, these people don't know what they want!"

"Are you sure it isn't Goomba Fallacy?"
by Jz1207 July 18, 2024
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Goomba

Another term for psilocybin cubensis mushroom(s); the small animated character resembling a golden brown mushroom in Mario Brothers™.
Did you get any goombas for the festival this weekend?
by GiveEmTheRazzleDazzle October 17, 2017
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