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Finch

Finch is likely to either be the name of a person or a bird, but either way both have slammed headfirst into windows before.
"holy shit ! did you see finch slam into the window? dumbass."
by Angleknee November 24, 2021
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Finching

If you are born with a curved penis, finching is the act of bending it back into place over time.
“Hey Ethan I was just finching in the shower last night, I think I’m making progress.”
by ethanandrish May 30, 2024
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Finch Person

Finch is a type of yellow bird but is also a persons name. Finch is a brave, strong person who can lack self confidence. They are a person you will want to keep around. They can be kind and imaginative. And a very good loyal friend. And a Finch cares about others feelings, normally close friends. If you find a Finch and are one of the lucky ones they choose to be friends with, keep them around. they have a good sense of humor, and a large friend group.
Finch is one of the best people I have ever met.
Remember Finch, there are people who care about you.
A Finch is similar to a Victoria.
Sometimes a finch can lack self confidence.
Man, I love finch. they are so funny. and they are NOT afraid to stand out.
Finch is an awesome person.
Finch Persons are awesome.
by Neverguessmeyourfriend March 29, 2022
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Finch

A colloquial term for powder, charlie, chaplin, blow, nose candy

A common sight at many a late night "talking party"

Cocaine is another name, apparently that is what some other people call it
Would you like some Finch?
Yes.
by Call Patrick January 12, 2024
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finching

finch•ing
/ˈfïnchiNG/
adverb
1.
a “finch” is a person that wants all of the attention on them at all times and complains when it isn’t. also watches Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) an unhealthy amount. has an obsession with spencer reid and spencewuah. this is a negative finch, you trauma dump and be annoying as hell.

2.
the action of becoming finch. you talk about your significant other in an intense way. there is a thick line between actually being finch and finching. this is a positive finch because people want to hear. most used.
“CAN YOU FINCH PLEASE.”
“CAN YOU?”
“I’VE BEEN FINCHING SINCE YESTERDAY.”
NO YOU HAVEN’T”
by iovelupin September 28, 2022
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Finch’s nuts

Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.
Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.

Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.

Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
by Greater60 March 24, 2023
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girvin finch

girvin finch got hella DICK
his shit so big we see it thru his pants at practice
look like a half eaten banana
godamnnn
he run funny cuz that big meat
Girvin Finch is a dick carrying around a body
"what i do?"
by AznWaWa April 28, 2021
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