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Farting in a Bottle

the only joy I have left. It makes a distinct sound that you must hear to believe.
Damn, I can't afford cable anymore, time to increase my farting in a bottle quotient.
by T-Dog Jenkins July 21, 2004
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farfing

Farting and barfing at the same time. Usually happens when drunk.
Man, Chris was so drunk last night. All I remember after the second bottle of Jager was him farfing in the toilet!
by Kim Thorne May 15, 2008
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open farting

Verb. The act of opening your ass cheeks and letting one loose producing a quiet to silent fart. Not to be confused with open hole gas
In the middle of the lecture jimmy had to fart, so he started open farting
by definedefinition March 10, 2014
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phantom farting

An illusion of farting created by the body language of a group of pranksters who synchronize backing quickly away from a person while grimacing simultaneously as though the stench is intolerable and horrific.
Since adolescence these close friends practiced and honed their cruel phantom farting routine on teachers, their wives, heads of state, and eventually the 45th President of the United States as he stood on the lawn of the White House.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 28, 2020
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farting

no matter how old u get it will always be funny
Ew yo a dog farting is the worst
by vin3434343 March 4, 2007
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carpet farting

A carpet farting is where you release a stream of short, fast, bursting farts while you're running or walking. The name is a variant from United States Armed Forces term "Carpet Bombing". A carpet bombing is where an aircraft drops a large number of bombs so as to cause a uniform of devastation over a given area. The phrase is probably intended to invoke the image of bombs completely covering an area, like a carpet; carpet farting is basically the same concept.
A carpet farting at 3:00 , take cover!
by Mike April 14, 2005
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Chain Farting

The Process whereby the smell of one fart lasts until the release of the next fart. This effect can be achieved through a rapid succession of weaker farts or the expulsion of an highly pungent fart.
Michelle's chain farting episode was so atrocious...we went for 3 minutes without a single breath of fresh air.
by Stainberg January 23, 2010
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