Merit, Excellence, Integrity

( to be shortened to MEI): This is pretty self explanatory. It's what people who believe in DEI don't have.
Merit, Excellence, Integrity is the counter-concept to, you guessed it, DEI.
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A euphemism for the insurance/railroad/utility/vacuum cleaner conglomerate Berkshire Hathaway.

Ted and Todd are Ted Weschler and Todd Combs, portfolio managers at Berkshire. Used especially to refer to Berkshire in the future, after Ted and Todd assume all duties from their predecessors Warren Buffet and Charlie Munger.
Then again, Sir. Martin (terrifyingly) said that he thought Ted and Todd's excellent adventure might turn out more like Loews after dad retired...
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Excellent butthole

Exclamation.

1. A salutation for the socially-awkward meaning, "Good-bye. Thank you for a wonderful day of joy, jokes, and memories. Hope the remainder of your day is excellent, and you make kickass pumpkin carvings of animal orifices."
Florence: "Bye, excellent navigation today."
Taylor: "Excellent butthole."
Taylor: "I'm sorry. My brain has been exhausted of all energy levels, and it just decided to stop functioning. I am ashamed."
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Excellement

Say ex cell ement. When someone has succeeded or persevered.
The excellement of the class was amazing - they deserve a treat.
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river of excellence

when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.
"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"

"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...
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