The Eternals Effect

When the most interesting thing in a movie or tv show was a tiny scene lasting less than 2 minutes that most people don’t see because they skip the credits.

Ugh that finale was a waste of my time, but that scene in the credits was enjoyable. The Eternals effect strikes again.

by TabularJoker February 9, 2022

Eternal Furious

An angry fat man who likes computers

yo that dude is one Eternal Furious

by haydenspernato August 21, 2017

Eternal Bestie

When the bond between besties is so strong that is is unbreakable.

After seeing your interaction with each other I could immediately tell that you were eternal besties.

by Keeping It Smooth And Flexible December 10, 2020

Eternal dick

The feeling of having to constantly clear your throat when you’re sick.

*Clears throat*
Oh my god, the eternal dick is strong right now. I must be getting a cold...
*Clears throat again*

by ImChurch January 4, 2019

cursed eternity

The epitome of crappy metal bands.

Fuck Cursed Eternity. Cursed Eternity sucks.

by The Uninvited Guest June 10, 2004

Eternal Silence

An awesome mod for Half-Life 2. A cross between a space flight simulator, any game that employs capture points, and Battlestar Galatica. It also possesses a First Person Shooter mode, along with the simulator mode. DL it you fucking loser; ES is the shit.

Hardcore Mother Fucker 1: WOOOOOO! I've been playing ES dued! Download it so i can corkscrew your fucking scout with my fighter and pump some missles up your goddam thrusters fucking then capture your whole fucking station single handadly because i'm such a BEAST!!!
Hardcore Mother Fucker 2: Ya!!! I'm going to download Eternal Silence now!!!
Source: CobsterMobster, Oregon, US

by CobsterMobster September 22, 2008

Eternal Sleep

You've risen beyond normal rest. This is the highest form of existence, yet you found it's nothing but pain. Eternal sleep is forever... I'm so sorry, I didn't want it to be this way. Please forgive me. God help your mortal soul.

Friend: "Yo my G what you doing tonight?"
Me: "Eternal Sleep, my time has come."
Friend: "What? you good?"
Me: "I'm sorry, goodbye."

by CommunistGaben_ September 6, 2020