wise-emperor

self absorbed person obsessed with cats (and one cat in particular, called Maru)

Mugumogu hasn't updated her blog. wise-emperor is not amused by this. wise-emperor needs it's Maru

by ohcomeonthisonetakenaswell March 23, 2014

Rice Emperor

A drunk fucker:
A person who over drinks like an emperor and usually fucks people over. Rice is an idiom for fucking from the Chinese 炒飯 which can be used as both a verb (to fry rice) or a noun (fried rice.) It is used in China and Taiwan to mean sex or have sex.

Did you hear what Jamie did last night? He slashed his mother's tires. He's a real rice emperor.

by LastNameFirstName July 21, 2022

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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025

God Emperor Mao

God Emperor Mao is the most powerful person in the universe. With his god like powers an physique, he can decrees or increase your social credits faster then the speed of light.

I just got a call from God Emperor Mao, you will have your balls chopped off in five days

by get the hell off my property October 12, 2021

Emperor of the Shadowlight Nation

The Shadowlight Nation is a multi galaxial unity with many races participating.
There is both, futuristic spaceships and other technological innovations but also druids, dryads, fairies, unicorns, elves and other mythological lifeforms.

The Emperors Name is Anubriel Lunabrie Shadowlight Goodheart Michael Man Goodgod Christ Janob Sander Anuwat Celestial Moon Atsuko Goodlead Goodwin Goodlight Abba ElJireh ElShadai Adonai Elohim Tzevaot Yahweh EhYeh ElElyon.

He is a child of Gaia, Luna, Saisunee and Catherine and also considers Mother Earth one of his parents.

The high council consists of Archangels and there is also a president who´s name is Lunabrie Shadowlight.

The Shadowlight Nation is a good, english speaking nation ruled by the Emperor of the Shadowlight Nation.
There are giant dragons and space dolphins and other cool lifeforms protecting the Shadowlight Nation and the Emperor of the Shadowlight Nation.
The Emperor of the Shadowlight Nation loves God, Angels and Heaven.

by Celestial Moon November 3, 2022

FOR THE EMPEROR

A phrase commonly used by Warhammer 40k fans to express support for the Imperium of Man. Can also be used as a battle cry or just as a verbal shitpost. Often spoken in a low, metallic voice. If you talk to a WH40k fan, they WILL use this phrase at least once.

Guy: So what are your thoughts on the current state of the US government?
Space Marine: FOR THE EMPEROR

by ThatCrucibleKnight March 16, 2025

Emperor Fetus

A bad animator that post his bad animations on youtube for the sole reason of "yes"

Person: why did emperor fetus upload another animation?
Emperor Fetus: yes

by rtx morshu March 9, 2022