Corporate Eiffel Tower

Noun and verb.

When both your manager and client fuck you over at the same time.

They’re Eiffel Towering you, like the sex position in a threesome, but not in the good way.

Ex. Manager assigns last minute work and client hasn’t sent over what you asked for two weeks ago

Just got corporate Eiffel Towered, fml.

by corporate brand whore October 30, 2023

eiffel tower

An eiffel tower happens during a ménage à trois, sexual intercourse between three people, where one penetrates another vaginally or anally and the other penetrates the same orally, then the penetrators make a high-five resembling the structure of the Eiffel Tower.

My friend did the eiffel tower last night. I can't beleive he didn't invite me.

by definecrazy January 13, 2025

Eiffel Tower vs Escargot

A question where someone is asked, "Eiffel Tower or Escargot". If they answer escargot, then they have to go to a fancy Parisian restaurant and goon on the most expensive plate of escargot. If they answer Eiffel Tower, then they must buy a model Eiffel Tower from the Eiffel Tower gift shop and insert the entirety of it into their rectum.

He finaly answered the question (Eiffel Tower vs Escargot) at the cast party, but he's an escargooner!

by N0CallerID June 16, 2025

Texas eiffel tower

When 2 dudes spit roast someone and a third person rides the person being spit roasted like a cowboy. They hold the person's hair and swing their other arm like a lasso.

Dude1: let's texas eiffel tower that girl
Dude2: only if I can be the cowboy
Dude3: fuck yeah!

by Notforyou22 December 17, 2024

Eiffel Tower

Congi

“bro remember when congi got eiffel towered”

by gsuwnebhknwhwj April 13, 2022

Eiffel Tower

When you have a person with a dick (OEM or aftermarket) laying on their back, and one person is riding their dick and another person is riding their face, and they high five and/or kiss, thus creating a triangular shape reminiscent of the Eiffel Tower.

My homegirl and I Eiffel Towered my boyfriend at a New Year's Eve orgy, it was awesome!!

by Immoral Support May 9, 2024

Eiffel towered

someone giving head to too people at once.

did you hear fred and george Eiffel towered that girl last night!

by Nicki Minaj lol February 20, 2021