Krusty Dutchman

When the woman hasn't showered for a month and her anus becomes krusty, then you gape it and look into it like a telescope on a pirate ship.

That girl freaks, I'd love to give her a krusty dutchman!

by FlyingPussi December 14, 2018

the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.

Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."

by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024

flying dutchman

1. A famous ship
2. A back flip performed on a diving board with one bounce, a 180 degree spin, another bounce, and then a back flip.

Brian won the competition with his signature dive, the flying dutchman.

by Marc Spits July 25, 2023

Spanish Dutchman

A mix of Spanish Masting and Dutch Rudder, a lady puts her fingers inside and the man moves her arm to finger herself, while the woman moves the mans hand to mastrubate himself.

That Spanish Dutchman was fantastic

by Boastyboy September 15, 2011

Dutchman's Sigh

The momentary audible discomfort when a Dutchman is penetrated too quickly.

I got a little excited last night and Lars let out a loud involuntary Dutchman's Sigh before slipping into a state of pure, unadulterated extacy.

by Gymbag Darryl May 2, 2022

Flying Dutchman

To hang your body from a ceiling fan and turn it on

I hope you flying dutchman yourself

by EndersUDAccount July 25, 2020

Flying Dutchman

When the blankets are pulled over the head of your partner after having sex or performing/having cunnilingus performed on them under said blankets so that they are trapped with the smell of vagina and/or sex.

"Dude Nancy wouldn't put out after I gave her a mustache ride so I gave her a flying dutchman."

by FrankyMcCool October 24, 2011