Dunch

One who is of the characteristics of complete garbage.

That was awful. You are a total dunch.

by MTBSnowflake May 24, 2016

Thigh Drencher

The most wonderful of happenings, an event, action, or thing that causes everyone in the room to shudder with pleasure in response to the glory of the occurrence. In other words: you find your genitals involuntary soaking your thighs because of your excitement.

Ken: dude, Mary's wearing a tank top
Atticus: oh, that's a thigh drencher *fist bump*

Julie: hey remember that day we watched O Brother Where Art Thou? AND Blazing Saddles on the same day?
Allison: Oh my god yes, that was such a thigh drencher

Paul: dude wanna get some pizza and slurpees?
David: damn, that sounds thigh drenchingly awesome right now
Matt: oh god... my socks are soaked

bonerhornysexyorgasmicjizz my pants

by Doctor.R January 23, 2011

Dunche

A Danish sexual maneuver predicated on speed and a lack of eye contact. The maneuver works best when implementing the use of low grade lunch meat and a sex worker who has recently lost a parent or a maternal/paternal figure.

Dude I can't afford a Dunche. For one, I don't have any bologna, also I am pretty sure it also costs extra.

by Dunche April 26, 2010

Drunkherd

That guy at the party who doesn't get plastered, and spends most his time making sure that those who DO get plastered don't fall out windows, make out with random strangers etc. Often the drunkherd will carry the completely wasted back to their dorm/home/cardboard box. This is usually done out of a sense of responsibility combined with a dislike for alcohol. The drunkherd is by definition a benign, if somewhat puritanical, figure.

Yeah, lucky we had a drunkherd, or Hal might've drowned himself.

by Papalfist September 30, 2010

Drunkchies

One who gets the munchies when drunk.

Dude.. I cant believe how much i drank... lets get some onion rings!!!! I love having the drunkchies!

by Cooliesguy June 27, 2011

drenched in flow

Rich, lots of cash monies

Did you see Mike's new beamer? Boy's drenched in flow

by akpakp January 17, 2012

Druncrobatics

When a relatively simple stunt becomes immensely difficult after heavy drinking, usually resulting in an epic fail. Also, when something is better done then said, but both doing and saying fail to make progress.

Druncrobatics may include: climbing over a fence, doing a summersault, climbing over a couch, skipping, hand stands, or any manner of epic fail produced by simple stunts under the influence of alcohol.

by Zzzzsaremyfriend January 5, 2014