I make dollars not sense

When someone says "You don't make any sense," just say this phrase in order to be weird.

You don't make sense. I make Dollars not Sense.

by TheSeger September 5, 2009

DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE

DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE is an internet meme (and website) which revolves around sound effects, mainly meme sound effects, which you can edit and change the speed of, the site has 156 sound effects.

The website can be found by simply searching "DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE" on your search engine (primarily google).

Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website you bafoon

by Smartassassin November 25, 2022

and then you found twenty dollars?

Usually asked at the end of a long, boring and drawn out story to give it a more interesting and rewarding ending.

Sarcastic in nature.

Alternately used in place of "and then I found five dollars" because finding twenty dollars is rewarding enough while still being in the parameters of seeming like you really found something. Saying "and then I found one hundred dollars" sounds too fake and thus brings down the sarcastic tone you're trying to get across to the person because their story was so boring. Finding anything less than twenty dollars isn't really that rewarding.

Person A: So the other day I ordered these couches online and had them delivered on Saturday. In the pictures online they looked like a nice tan color but when they get to my house they are a mustard yellow color. So I told the company I didn't want them and to come pick them back up. So the next day I go the furniture store near me and found couches I liked better so I bought them and had them delivered on Tuesday. However, the guys from the other store never came to pick up the mustard yellow couches. So now I got four couches sitting in my living room. I was so pissed I got up and walked to the beach to cool myself off.

Person A: And then you found twenty dollars?

by CobraKaiNeverDies February 13, 2007

5 Dollar Club

A group of Burrell girls who suck dick for 5 dollars.

Last night i met up with one of the members of the 5 dollar club and man it sure was worth my 5 bucs.

by mbooboo April 1, 2009

dollerstoreslet

- People whose names are: Veerle, Lycia and Kylie (slenderman)

- you can use it like: Kylie is a dollerstoreslet cause she is a cheap hoe

by The skinnylegends March 8, 2020

dollar jockey

One who's sole interest in life is to make money.

Check out that Wallstreet dollar jockey, he's lookin' like a regular CEO.

by RooRally Baked July 10, 2009

Dollaraire

someone who has lots of dollars but not enough to amount to real wealth.

I can't buy a house on Nantucket. I am only a dollaraire not a millionaire.

by leimberggreat April 19, 2010