Child of Divorce

1. When two of your friends who were previously dating break-up, you attempt to maintain your friendship with both of them without pissing off either of them.
2. When two of your friends have a one-night stand, and you are in the middle of the fallout

John: I heard Carter and Jane broke up. That sucks
James: Yeah. They're both in my math class and I sit in between them. I feel like a child of divorce.

by mjs831 December 7, 2014

Hollywood Divorce

Hollywood Divorce occurs when an urban trend becomes accepted and popular in mainstream usage. As a result, the trend is no longer acceptable in urban communities.

"Swagger got Hollywood Divorced when Old Spice named a body spray after it."

The term "bling" or "bling-bling" used first by Cash Money Millionaires in the 90s' got Hollywood Divorced in 2003 after entry into the Oxford English Dictionary.

by LVeezy40 February 25, 2009

NTA divorce

A comedic reply to AITA reddit posts, or any post asking for advice, commonly used especially when the original post has nothing to do with it.

“My (F27) brother (M29) stepped on my daughter’s (F7) hamster and killed him. Should I buy a new one and pretend nothing happened or tell her?”
“NTA divorce”

by messpeon December 9, 2022

Divorce Dump

When a friend unloads on you about their divorce. They are giving you a divorce dump of information

I would give him a call, except I am gonna get an hour long divorce dump that I cant deal with.

by The Fighting English August 30, 2022

penis divorce

When two docking penises undock.

We heard somebody coming up the stairs, so we had to penis divorce really fast.

by fuckazoid jones May 1, 2019

Divorce buddy

A no expections, be-who-you-are friendship between recently separated / divorced individuals, that actually understand the bullshit that comes with being fucked over by the ex.

How's my DB (divorce buddy) doin' today? Any drama with the db (douche bag; i.e. "The EX")? (Followed by general convo.)

by Ronnie_Stacey June 27, 2016

Divorce Club

Divorce Club welcome to the divorce group.We are a group of single people who have been used, abused, stepped on and thrown aside. Now it's tomorrow a new day. Where we learn that we are better then we thought. We can survive and now we can be a leader of our own lives. Start the day with a smile wash your face look into the mirror and say it's me and I can do this. You have to find what makes you happy you deserve it. You are never alone as long as you have yourself. Stay positive and surrounded yourself with positive people and things. Things happen for a reason you might not know why yet and you keep on asking why but give it time and you will see. It's a new day with a positive outlook on life. Sometimes it takes time and it is a slow journey but give it time and you will find that happy person you have been missing. Hurt takes time to overcome, but you're happiness is stronger and will get you through day. One day at a time and you will see. Life is as great as you make it. So be happy positive and live your new life. Smile at yourself every day.

Divorce Club A start of a new life.

by Richie Damore September 23, 2016