Dick down december

An all month holiday where you and you partner get down and dirty until their knees are weak

"Are you participating in dick down december?" "Hell yea"

by Mommysbunny August 28, 2021

no dick december

no girls can have sex in december

girl: hey wanna have sex
guy: no you cant have sex in December

girl: why
guy: because it's no dick december

by 3---------------------D November 23, 2018

Kick Dick December

Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.

Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.

Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.

by eartherygubb October 1, 2020

Don’t Dick December

Where anyone can have sex but no dick.

“Ready for tonight 😏??”
“Sorry babe it’s Don’t Dick December”

by braceface69 November 18, 2022

No Dick December

“No Dick December” is only for the ladies. After No Nut November the ladies deserve what it feels like.

Brian-“ay want some dick bbygrl”
Sasha-“I cant it’s -No Dick December-“

by Dadique November 29, 2020

Grab dick december

Girls it’s payback time, grab dick December! Payback for the slap as October! So boys you’ll better watch out for your nuts

Oh lord not grab dick December better stuff my pants and protect my pp

by Nattttttaaaa November 2, 2020

No Dick December

last month was no nut november. hate to break it to you ladies, but it's no dick december. for the whole month, you cannot get no dick. your welcome.

Person 1: dude ima get sum dicc
Person 2: my guy, it's no dick december. we can't get any dicc for a month
Person 1: my lord

by yourpersonaldictionary November 13, 2019