dense

used to describe someone’s amazing personality, and their advanced ability to form complex and logical conclusions.

kevin is not dense

by kevin is stupid123 January 7, 2022

Dense Breast

A bad boob job

Wow that chick got a bad boob job that a case of dense breast

by Skatman John 89 December 13, 2016

Dense

Dyaln

Dylan is a very dense human

by kAFlavours July 12, 2025

dense woods

when the dong is so heavy u cant bring it off the ground

sorry we cant do it, I have dense woods

by Johndub May 10, 2017

Dense breasts

A phrase for a female who needs to take things less serious and for a girl who acts bitchy for no reason

Guy 1 - yo bro you see that girl over there

Guy 2- yeah she has some dense breasts she's such a bitch

by Hoeify October 1, 2016

Dense Breast

A fatal medical condition in which a man/womans breasts become hard like a rock, taking pleasure out from boob jobs, and therefore, indirectly, causing sexual partners to kill you, hence the term 'fatal'

Help, my girlfriend has dense breast! i might have to put her down

by BigBoyDaffodil December 5, 2016

Dense

Describing a person who consistently fails to grasp or understand basic information, concepts, or social cues, often to a degree that suggests a lack of common sense or perception. Often used to imply stubbornness or a lack of insight.

(Your team mate on R6 literally throws a 1v1 on overtime match point by looking the complete opposite way despise clearly hearing their footsteps)

Top Frag Player: "Team mate!!! You're actually fucking DENSE!!!" (Punches their monitor)

by Oslott October 10, 2023