Shit Delay

n. When one delays their time of departure for fecal matter from the anal terminal due to unavoidable circumstance.

cool story bro, thanks for the shit delay...

by poopypants9000 November 22, 2011

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Shite delay

Occurs when you have nip out of a meeting to take a piss, except during the piss a shit comes on and you have slope off into the shithouse; which in turn causes a shite delay in returning to the meeting.

Sorry i'm late boss, i went for a piss which turned into a shit; i'm really sorry for the shite delay

by griggy July 6, 2011

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Brain delay

When people are slow to react to things therefore causing a delay in proceedings of an activity

The baseball game was stopped for a moment as the umpire had a brain delay

by SugarSmacks! October 20, 2017

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dude delay

When you be hanging with your dudes and you space out

Jack: you good man
Tom: ....
Jack: hello earth to tom

Tom: oh sorry dude I got dude delay

by Time_crashed September 5, 2020

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Input delay

When someone has input delay it means they are a little slow and it can take them up to 5 to 10 seconds to think of how to complete even the most basic of tasks.

"hey why is Noah standing staring into the back of the car"
"oh he has input delay he's thinking of what he opened it for, watch he'll just look then close it again"

by RATZGETPHAT December 3, 2020

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