Cranberry Johnson

Penis covered in period blood

He had sex when she was on her period now he has a cranberry johnson

by Cranberry Johnson April 27, 2018

Cranberry clapper

Having rough oral sex with a person who has streptococcus with the hopes this will cure it , the mans penis hits the uvula of the receiving person over and over again resulting in the sound of cranberries getting squished and smacked repeatedly

Hey wanna play cranberry clapper?

by Monsterhuntr499 January 29, 2025

Cranberry Jerry

One who is seen as having reached the ultimate level of sauce and or displaying signs of undeniable rizz or charisma .

Ya'll gonna have to start calling me Cranberry Jerry at this point

by Woodside Wayne December 01, 2024

Cranberry Jerry

One who’s giving the utmost praise for superior sauce

Yall gonna have to start calling me Cranberry Jerry from now on

by Craig White December 01, 2024

Cranberry Cock

Fucking a girl on her period and then getting her blood and/or blood clots on your dick.

Jake: I just did my girl and got cranberry cock!
Dan: dude what the fuck

by binary starrzzzzzzzzz December 12, 2023

cranberry popsicle

The act of sexually licking a freshly-bloodied tampon

"I gave Chad a cranberry popsicle last night and he licked it CLEAN."

by joemama4206942069 November 10, 2020

Cranberry juice

diet liquor

This cranberry juice bussin

by jadiana January 19, 2023