Did you know Dolly Parton and Janis Joplin were both born on January 19? That makes them birthday cousins!
by Hal 10000 March 5, 2015
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Sadie: i sucked Matt’s dick yesterday
Margaret: omg i sucked his dick last week!
Sadie: Yay we’re cum cousins now!
Margaret: omg i sucked his dick last week!
Sadie: Yay we’re cum cousins now!
by Sadie and Margaret December 27, 2017
Get the cum cousins mug.A term usually associated with a relative. Derived from the the Greek word "Dude." This is a term that often angers people with curly hair and cranes. In fact, one could be so inclined to go tell his dad, the principle and the football coach on whoever said it.
by Matt Christoff June 3, 2018
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Lucas is my Super Cousin because his dad and my dad are brothers and his mom and my mom are sisters. I'm pretty sure nobody fucked their own sibling.
by supercousin July 20, 2019
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Poetic Cussing - The mixture of foul words and Shakespearean words tied in together to create a poetic poem or piece. There is sometimes rhyming among the words.
Example:
“Swear”
Written by Psalmist
A day can suck.
A day can blow.
It can go to hell
or go to shit.
You can screw it
— you can fuck it.
It can be damned like a soul.
It may kiss your ass, if you give it permission.
Or fuck you in the same ass once it’s been presented.
It can shit on you,
piss on you;
a day can be a bitch.
When you think about it, a day can be all kinds of expletives.
A day can be pretty damn insensitive,
perverse, uncouth, reprehensible,
lascivious, immoral, without principal,
improper, indiscreet, a libertine,
vulgar, crude, ribald, lewd, deranged.
A day can be all of these things.
But just you wait, because tomorrow,
I swear,
it could be inexplicably chaste.
All credit is given to the person who wrote it and I do not claim that I wrote the poem.
Example:
“Swear”
Written by Psalmist
A day can suck.
A day can blow.
It can go to hell
or go to shit.
You can screw it
— you can fuck it.
It can be damned like a soul.
It may kiss your ass, if you give it permission.
Or fuck you in the same ass once it’s been presented.
It can shit on you,
piss on you;
a day can be a bitch.
When you think about it, a day can be all kinds of expletives.
A day can be pretty damn insensitive,
perverse, uncouth, reprehensible,
lascivious, immoral, without principal,
improper, indiscreet, a libertine,
vulgar, crude, ribald, lewd, deranged.
A day can be all of these things.
But just you wait, because tomorrow,
I swear,
it could be inexplicably chaste.
All credit is given to the person who wrote it and I do not claim that I wrote the poem.
by Vonicity May 7, 2020
Get the Poetic Cussing mug.Similar to the stranger, (see definition of the stranger) but one sits on his non-dominate hand before jerking off with it, thus creating another layer of separation between the wanker and wankee, in one's imagination.
by Lewispewis December 9, 2017
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