Cosmic Void

This is a state of adolescent existential angst. A feeling of the universe's perverse indifference to the humanity as well lamenting that it can't get better than this. Possibly, this is a chronic state of anyone who majors in the humanities.

If you never leave the cosmic void, it may be time for Prozac.

by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009

the Cosmic Udic

The uncanny connection between Urban Dictionary word of the day and something going on in your life or something you just heard about from several unrelated people, or something you've been trying to express but didnt have a word for.

Also the unseen powerful all knowing deity that controls that kind of thing in cyberspace.

" OMG I was just like talking to MBF about Sex In the City and shopping when she told me the word of the day was shoe whore!
I am so there!!"

OMG the Cosmic Udic!

by lynnyoga October 11, 2009

Cosmic Way

If " The Force is with you" you have the Cosmic Way . . . Either way its harder to find . . . than to define. . . .

Wow . . . she's cosmic man . . .
No . . . She has the "Cosmic Way "

by mutualconsent July 9, 2014

Cosmic Rainbow

The resulting act of ejaculating into a woman’s vagina while she is on period

“Dude she was on her period so it ended in a cosmic rainbow”

by SamFlynn2010 July 19, 2018

cosmic dump

A bowel movement of universal proportions

Excuse me for a minute, I feel a cosmic dump coming on.

by Chrispitters August 6, 2018

Cosmic Clench

When you are the last one alive and you clench your cheeks so hard you squish the cosmos

Last night I was in a 1v6 I pulled a cosmic clench

by Luckylotad March 11, 2019

cosmic tuba

when a tuba is launched into outer space

"hey look! its a COSMIC TUBA!"

by nickgurr507 April 26, 2019