Cool BEANS

Cool beans but cooler because the beans part is capitalized. <- what people thinks

Sarcastic way of saying cool beans. You don't mean it. Or you don't believe it. <- Real definition

Some dude: When I was two, I could cook pasta.
You: Cool BEANS! I never known you were that smart. And I never knew you could bear extreme heat.

Some dudette: I'm hot.
(The single) You: Cool BEANS! Guess what? I have a boyfriend/girlfriend!

by Weirdo007Agent March 29, 2022

Cool Beans

The phrase most frequently used when expressing grave disappointment in the Catholic Church.

Not another choir boy Francis! Cool Beans.

by Robloxboy69 November 10, 2021

Cool as beans

To stick your finger in another mans anus, remove sniff and possibly lick, then insert back into your own anus during homosexual acts.

Alex was cool as beans all summer long.

by El Toros May 21, 2021

Cool Beans

When a situation is cool or nice, it is 'Cool Beans'

My Grandmom made upma, and it was cool beans.

by sithyithy April 7, 2024

cool beans

Origin. Jack and the beanstalk.

Jack, a poor country boy, trades the family cow for a handful of magic beans, which grow into an enormous beanstalk reaching up into the clouds, to which his mother replies “cool beans”

whoa, that massive stalk grew over night… that’s wild… cool beans

by doctor tj December 4, 2021