the international grape popping competition

A competition where women see how many male genitalia they can pop in 30seconds

The world record is 89!

Boy: The international grape popping competition is on on Friday and you going to go

Girl: No last time I got juice all over me

by Big_dick_kelly February 2, 2021

competitive balance

Competitive balance is a concept used for good game making in multiplayer, player versus player games where different characters have different stats.

Basically, no single character type will be better than the other character types.

So if the character types are warrior, archer, and mage, a game that maintains competitive balance will have archers beat mages, mages beat warriors, and warriors beat archers for example.

Note that this is a generalized concept. An archer could theoretically beat a warrior in a fight in the above example, but generally, warriors will have the advantage over archers.

Also known as Elemental Rock Paper Scissors when elements are involved.

*Playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl*
"So who are you gonna be?"
"I like Meta Knight. I'm gonna be him."
"Are you crazy? He breaks competitive balance he's so over powered!"

by suntan50 March 30, 2016

Houston Staring Competition

An alternative way to perform a staring competition, typically done in right wing member's only clubs in Texas to test a man's heterosexuality. If a man is suspected to be gay, the most dominant male in the group will dip his balls in baby powder and press them against the suspect's forehead for 10-20 seconds depending on the severity of the suspicions. if the suspect blinks within the time, the dominant male's powdered balls will be dipped in his mouth until he sucks all of the disgusting powder off and his membership will be permanently revoked.

"Brother. Jason just fell victim to a Houston Staring Competition because he was staring at Alex's abs. he failed within 5 seconds, what a DORK!!"

by RossLovesAss May 1, 2024

Competitive comedian

Someone who treats jokes as a sport. Usually calls people out for being unfunny, attacks people who use even a slightly dead meme, and is always on the newest meme subreddits. Makes too many ironic jokes, then when called out says something along the lines of "chill guys its just ironic".

"John is really mean about other people's jokes"

"Yeah he's kind of a competitive comedian"

by spellbinder1011 March 25, 2021

slam competition

The act of repeatedly slamming into an escapee's flying motor vehicle or taxi, during a pursuit, in the attempt of disabling, or dismantling their flying apparatus. Additionally can be simply causing the temporary loss in their control of the vehicle.

I had a total slam competition with the fugitive in Mass Effect 2. She thought she'd get away with taking a shot at Tasoni but I dropped her vehicle out of the sky like clay pigeons at a shooting range.

by TheUrbanLad October 19, 2010

Ranked Competitive Sex

The opposite of Casual Sex

"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."

by Cousin Throckmorton December 10, 2023

unhealthy competition

When you're participating in the competition of getting as much screen time as possible from your parents, while your parents are strict in limiting your screen time and your opponents are 270 millions of the residents of Indonesia — i.e. the country with highest average screen time (6.05 hours per day) since the research in this area was first conducted back in 2020

Trying to get more screen time than 270 million Indonesians feels like an unhealthy competition; my parents keep cutting me off while everyone else seems to have endless hours!

by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025