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Charmin Vampire

A person (ass) who drains the toilet paper supply in one sitting and doesn't replace it so that the next person is left to hunt for scraps.
I was just sitting on the toilet yelling for help because of that Charmin Vampire.
by AL-MominTraining July 8, 2011
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Charamander

When you give a girl a charizard but then you eat her ass while her pubes are burning and you moan while eating her ass
Nobody: I totally should’ve gave that chick a charamander but her ass was stanky.
by Memzory October 14, 2019
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Carmine

Anyone who follows your car too closely. From the classic line from the 1978 classic Animal House: 'You can take your thumb out of my ass any time, Carmine' (Mrs. Dean Wormer).
'Give me a bit of room there, Carmine! What if I have to suddenly stop?'
by The New Musicologist March 31, 2009
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charmin

An untrustworthy person, someone who lies or bullshits alot. Also defined as a slacker or someone weak; soft like toilet paper charm pronounced "sharm" is the abbreviated word. charmed "sharmed" To get played by someone
Yo stop charmin. I ain't got time for no charmin right now. Why you trying to charm me, huh? Yo he be charmin for no reason. "Yo man she straight charmin you, why you paying for her shit anyway?" Damn, you got charmed like that!?
by Mighty Mike October 3, 2007
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Charmaine

Charmaine is a very pretty girl but she's indeed sensitive. She's very thin and tall and likes bad boys. She will always help you if you need any. She doesn't give a crap about anything. She's usually the person that replies very late. She may have a twin or siblings which can be pretty annoying to you. She doesn't talk behind anyone backs unless you talk about it with her too.
Girl 1: Omg who's that.
Girl 2: Oh that's a Charmaine!
GIrl 1: I'm jealous!
by ewaewea November 22, 2021
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Charming Sponge

A person who does not work and mooches off those around them.
Tina's bf is just a charming sponge.
by Thewafflking August 16, 2016
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Charming the Snake

Jerking-off or being jerked-off.
I walked in on the TV Repair man charming the snake.
by Dr. Jym July 23, 2017
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