Sam Carpenter

He is the coolest person you will ever meat and he has an even bigger thunder cock than hisham. he is so hot omg lol

damn sam carpenter is so cool!

by Jammer906 March 21, 2022

Carpenter’s dozen

A collection of sixteen of something

The hardware store sells a box of nails by the carpenter’s dozen.

by Joe Hardwick June 7, 2018

dylan carpenter

I kleptomaniac Skeletor looking tweaker that loves to ride bicycles but sucks at it and occasionally has to suck a dick just to get by

Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick

by Dingofish March 9, 2024

Fan at a Sabrina Carpenter Listening Party

You’re sick, or afflicted by an illness.

X: “You’re sick if you enjoy this!”

Y: “Well, call me a Fan at a Sabrina Carpenter Listening Party!”

by CarpenterTea August 19, 2025

Jewish Carpenter

Smatha

Smatha is such a Jewish carpenter.

by Bimbothebuttfucker February 23, 2022

Sabrina Carpenter

OMG! Have you seen her?? She is fucking steaming!! Her ass, tits, and everything in between is smoltering!

"Wow, I wonder what Sabrina Carpenter can do with that mouth!"

by Sydney Sweeney Fr January 1, 2025

William Carpenter

Singer songwriter from Louisville, Kentucky in the United States. Beginning his musical interests at a very young age, he was often in lots of musicals; some include Winnie the Pooh, Rumplestiltzskin, Annie, and some other local English during his time living abroad (in Canterburry, Kent, U.K.)

Hear some tracks by William Carpenter at www.myspace.com/willcarpenterrock

William Carpenter

by txtboy91 August 6, 2008