can't fade it

Cannot. be fathomed, not interested

I can't go with that girl, I can't fade it.

by Dave L. Vernet April 21, 2005

Can't even

Can't deal or can't handle it/you.

"I can't even right now."

by Hanbanan April 6, 2014

can't smoke a rock

no brain no pain, you can't wear me out

that dude can do pushups all day long but he is fucking stupid, you can't smoke a rock.

by #1Slick May 25, 2007

Can't Not

a double negative that means you can.

I can't not breath here

by thatguythatyoudon'tknow July 3, 2011

Can't Milk a Horse

Used as an exclamation when noting an obvious or moronic error in judgment. Usually suggesting complete unworkability. Also used to designate a situation one tries to take advantage of, where there is no actual advantage to be had.

#1: "I really thought my new pet snake and my hamster would get along. Well, I guess you can't milk a horse."

#2: Jerry - "So I tried to milk this horse and well... you know what they say: 'You can't milk a horse'."

#3: Fred - "I just tried to hit on Nancy at her ex's funeral, but ya can't milk a horse."

#4: "I invested $8,000,000 on the new line of Pogs, but goddam: Ya can't milk a horse!"

by Skazu March 4, 2010

Can't even kink a hose

Used to describe ones lack of skill in normally easy tasks. Like kinking a hose.

Friend one: Man, this guy is so stupid he's doesn't know how to make himself lunch.
Friend two: That guy can't even kink a hose.

by Ali and Amanda July 28, 2010

Can't prove it

One of Phil's schemes and what he says after it

Phil "borrowed" his mother's car then when she asked for it back phil told her "can't prove it" and proceeded to taught her saying nanana

by BoyScoutsOfAmerica July 28, 2022