campu

a piece of crap, or something that always breaks.

That heaters such a campu!

by grappler89 May 13, 2005

For the Campus

When a person is for the campus, they are a person that has sex with anything and anyone on campus.

Chad: “Yo Brad did you see how Hannah was all over me last night?
Brad: “Yea she’s For the Campus.”

by Mike Pipeslong December 12, 2019

campus stud

The senior at a big university who is everywhere at all times. He is very intelligent, charming, and brutally handsome. Anyone who is someone wants to be with the Campus Stud. This guy has his shit together and only hangs out with the elite on campus. His reputation is well known, and he is idolized by all. You will want to know the Campus Stud- this guy is the real deal.

Sometimes, you have to sacrifice for the campus stud. If he wants something you want, he gets it first because he's the king.

by sbsnaps247 December 16, 2014

Sports campus

The reason colleges and universities exist is no longer to educate young people for a career. They exist solely to create the best football and basketball teams, the two sports which bring in the most money for the school. These two sports fund all other sports on campus and bring in tons of money from alumni and boosters that enriches the school and pays for the spiraling salaries of the coaches and trainers. Career prep is a distant second. college, university, sports, athletics, football, basketball, education, graduate, higher education, campus, learning, class, degree, baseball, soccer, swimming, lacrosse, hockey, basketball golf, tennis

Let’s be honest, this place isn’t about getting a degree, it’s about sports. It’s a sports campus.

by joecoolthefool May 11, 2019

Hippo Campus

When a bully or prankster gives you a wedgie while you're sitting on the toilet, mid-poop. It’s the ultimate ambush: you're at your most vulnerable, pants down, minding your business—and boom, someone yanks your underwear sky-high like they're launching a satellite. Maximum disrespect. Maximum trauma.

Example:
"Bro, the wedgie I got while pooping was so intense, I think it scarred my hippo campus. Every time I see a toilet now, my brain short-circuits."

by cicadacalcine July 8, 2025

tobacco-free campus

A college or workplace where the management falsely lures prospective students/employees by using deceptive wording on their property-rules signs.

Disgruntled newbie college student: Dag-blast this university and their "tobacco-free campus" signs --- here I'd thought they'd be giving away cigarettes to anyone who signed up for classes!

by QuacksO May 24, 2016

Brookvale Groby learning Campus

A school with slaggy year sevens, boys who think their hard, sketty bitches that skive the go vape in the humanities toilets and people shag in the bushes

Mr king -' hey babe do you go to Brookvale Groby learning campus because I would love to tap that! '
You - no you fucking nonce

by GayBitch1010 February 6, 2022