Bugjar

A neurodiverse person in special education, they will take yo MANZ and YO WOMANZ and he has big testes. He also has big boy muscles and will suck deez balls in yo jaws. Thick thighs and jaws, he is the cap master. He also plays tennis to whack peoples testes

"Whoa dat bugjar is so hot!"

by The Real Gay Chief Pat March 30, 2022

Bulgarian Milk Mustache

The process of delicately pulling apart your partners anus forming a bowl, once the Anus is appropriately stretched to satisfaction fill the anal bowl with 2% milk and desired cereal. After your meal is prepared vigorously perform oral sex on your parters anus while having a nutritional breakfast. After you bowl is empty kiss your partner on the mouth giving them the classic Bulgarian Milk Mustache

Partner 1: good morning sweetheart all the dishes are dirty and I’m gunna be late for work would you mind me giving you a Bulgarian milk mustache

Partner 2: sure

by James corporately September 7, 2022

Bulgarian Split Squats

What caused you to want to look up Bulgarian Split Squat, what realisticly would make a man look up the word Bulgarian Split Squat on urbandictionary, you know that this site isn't going to tell you what it is too, you know damn well what a Bulgarian Split Squat is but you look it up, why not something like... assisted pistol squats, or hammer curls? the fuck man.

My friend was Hammered one night and I went through his phone and found him searching up Bulgarian Split Squats on urban dictionary, the fucker is in a wheel chair

by SpencerzHere April 15, 2023

Muff-Burglar

A professional at cock blocking.A muff-burglar is someone that hooks up with a girl you've been hitting on all night.

Bob: Who's that new guy over there?

Ben : Oh thats joe, dont go near him , hes the biggest muff-burglar ever, he stole Laura off me last week!

by Sleepyspeirsybeefysonicskip January 13, 2009

woman burglar

A man who enjoys stealing or seems to have the ability to "take" women from their boyfriends or husbands, this is the opposite of a woman burglar.

I hate that man he is such a woman burglar he took Jim's wife last month

by hellhound9210 July 15, 2009

Love Burglar

someone attempting to steal your significant other in complete disregard for the mate via text messaging, facebooking, myspacing, and/or any other form of communication.

Police Officer-"Attention all units, we have a love burglar on the loose. He's terrorizing all relationships on this side of the mississip!!!."

Warning to Women-"Ladies, the love burglar is armed and dangerous with strategic entanglement in the form friendly gesturing via messaging. Stay behind closed phones and lock your gaydar in to place for these disrespectful nerdalerts."

by Erica'sboyfriend September 9, 2009

Nut-Burglar

A person who steals your cum after you masterbate and fall alseep.

joe: damn dude after I nutted while watching some henti. I noticed there wasent a stain on my sheets.

bob: dude I think the nut-burglar robbed you of your cum

by nutburguler April 4, 2017