Brittany

She is easily excitable, not very good in bed but still stands assured that she is. Will have sex upon meeting a person. Not a very good best friend. Big ass. Not very head to get over. Hateful. Going nowhere in life. Lazy. Liar. Manipulative. STD Haven.

My best friend's name is Brittany.

Wow you're the only one who would say that in public.

I have this really bad itch......
Guess you had sex with a brittany

by madamvengence November 8, 2011

Brittany

a girl who somehow makes her way to popularity, sometime in a goo wholesome way and is whole hearted and deserves to be popular, but sometime that is not true. it is common that a brittany is slut and/or bitch, sometime two faced, she surrounds herself with ugly girls and hates on the girls who are actually pretty, sometime unlike her. sometimes brittanys fool themselves into thinking they are popular but are really hated. Brittany are usually not the sharpest tool in the shed, and alot of the time they're fucking retarded, if you can find a nice, sinlge faced, popular birttany, who's also smart, AND liked you..... I applaud you man :P

see "alpha bitch"

example #1
guy1:"hey have you seem brittany?"
guy2:*laughter*"wow, how is she popular?"
guy1:"she's such a bitch"
brittany:"you guys are losers"

example #2
girl1:"did you see *girls2*'s hair today, its pretty"
brittany:"ugh! she's such a cunt!"
(this on'es a true story, happened to me)

example #3
guy1:"hey i got a new gf."
guy2:"what's her name?"
guy1:"brittany."
guy3:"omfg."
*guys 1&2 laugh*
guy1:"no she's actually nice!"
guy2:"Don't lie!"

by bitch, if you knew may name... July 19, 2010

Brittany

Dumb bitch

Yooooo Brittany a dumb bitch

by Sukmyarsey April 14, 2020

Brittany

A girl who is a bit crazy. A lot a bit ditzy and cant drive.

Brittany dont hit that parked car!

by Babababababanana May 25, 2018

Brittany

a very slow acting mammal that can't properly react to humans. also has a poor sense of temprature and english context.

oh Brittany, it's okay, you're stupid.

by TROLL666 September 30, 2011

brittani

A loser that has no friends. Often called a stupid chicken mcnugget. is a hoe and works on the corner. Also called bitchani. You can also find at boston market.

Ew did you see that bum, no that was a brittani.

by b.s.e October 16, 2008

Brittany

The act of sitting upon a wet surface, thus resulting in an uncomfortably saturated posterior.

We went camping and it rained the entire time. Each one of us sorry bitches got brittanyed before the night was over.

wet booty ass what the f*ck

by Captain PK October 18, 2011