An area of England which chavs live in. They love going to the corner shops with stale lollipops. Going shopping in Aldi when you're Bristolian is very shameful because your friends at lunch time will be super rude about it... justice for Aldi. Every 30 year old goes out in her Abibos tracksuit with 4 stripes and Niek air Max, even though there is a genuine JD just in town only 20 minutes away. If you live in Bristol, the only diss you need is 'Sunday Market'..... jealous of their new Nike shoes? Diss them with the Sunday market diss. Don't like their step-dad's new Audi, bring up the Sunday Market diss. Gotta love Bristol
by Pem June 19, 2018
Get the Bristol mug.When you set a new “standard” on eating habits and weight, while believing they are good for you even though they aren’t. So you continue to eat the same way regardless of the negative damaging effects to ones self.
While visiting the doctors about my high blood pressure, cholesterol levels and weight, the doctor explained the road I was on would lead to death. But !! Also explained, The new Male standard for weight and eating habits, which he called The BRISTOL factor. So to celebrate, I took the family out for some high end Carbohydrates
by Greenteam04 July 20, 2021
Get the The BRISTOL factor mug.Bristol is a vary little person with a little temper, they usually tend to be vary annoying and a bit of a dick. They also love sucking tips
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Get the Bristol mug.A collective term for all the days in a year spent hungover, lazing in bed, stoned or generally doing nothing.
"I've done nothing lately, my month of Bristol is going to be huge."
Person 1 "Hey man, what did you do Tuesday?"
Person 2. "Nothing, just added another day to the month of Bristol.
Person 1 "Hey man, what did you do Tuesday?"
Person 2. "Nothing, just added another day to the month of Bristol.
by Mattc85 January 17, 2014
Get the The month of Bristol mug.Amazing. Likes to try out different religions. Shy. Has a fat cow as a brother named Hunter. Loves to dye her hair.
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