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Butt boxer

A derogatory term for a straight man who enjoys anal sex with other men. Usually used among friends in the case where one friend makes note of his bi-curiosity or that one-time homoerotic experience in college.
Guy 1: Did you hear that Kevin got a blow job by a trans guy at a party?

Guy 2: whaaaat?

Guy 1: yeah apparently he picked him up at a bar and thought it was a girl - kept going even when he found out it was a guy though. He was pretty drunk...

Guy 2: wow. What a butt boxer.
Butt boxer by The Butt Doctor October 11, 2016
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Blue Boxer 

When a chick tries to leave you with blue balls but you ain't having it and beat your dick on their face until completion.
Indie tried to start the lawnmower but not cut the grass so I had to give her the ol' 1-2 blue boxer combo.

My balls was starting to ache and she had to leave soon so I gave her a blue boxer shower.
Blue Boxer by Blue Boxer April 3, 2019

matrix boxer 

One who when fighting, tends to lean back, or to the side drastically in an attempt to avoid punches
“Hey man did you see Jacob fight in the cafeteria”
“Yeah, I didn’t know he was a matrix boxer”

cereal boxer 

a bad driver, someone who got their licence as a freebie in a cereal box
cereal boxer by tetley80 October 1, 2007

The Boxer 

hen you're going down on a guy or in a position to handle his balls a lot, right as he's about to achieve orgasm or is in the throes of the event, sock him hard right in the balls like a boxer hits his opponent's face.

*WARNING* Some men may react by punching you in the head, so consider wearing a helmet to the event. Don't worry, if he's getting a blowjob he won't care about it, just say it's your fetish or something.
I gave my boyfriend The Boxer last night, and he's never came so hard before.
The Boxer by PrinceGirl June 2, 2018

vagina boxer 

a guy who hits girls and is not ashamed of it
did you hear that he hits her.
that makes him a vagina boxer
vagina boxer by kajdbvl January 31, 2010

Snot Boxer

A typically young kid who wipes their nose with their whole fist
Tom: Do you see those little kids with runny noses?
Jerry: Yea, what a bunch of snot boxers.
Snot Boxer by VoidCatcher November 10, 2017