The cause of his boneritis unknown, it was remedied by two prostitutes from Shanghai's Red Light District.
by Einhorn N Finkle June 03, 2019
by BBoyStance23 August 22, 2010
When your dick gets hard. Called a boner because its hard as bone. Can occur anywhere, anytime, but most commonly in sexual situations. "Tenting" is when it goes horizontal in your pants, typically an embarrassing thing.
by karate gamer March 31, 2016
by mikorico February 25, 2019
(n.) a crush on a trombone player. The most intense kind of boner is had by a trombone player, for another trombone player, creating perhaps the nerdiest of infatuations and resulting in spontaneous combustion.
Becky: OMG I have the BIGGEST crush on this trombone player I played with in honors band.
Mary Claire: Becky... I'm afraid you have one of the most extreme boners I have ever witnessed in my entire life.
Mary Claire: Becky... I'm afraid you have one of the most extreme boners I have ever witnessed in my entire life.
by somethingwitty92 December 31, 2010
adj.
Used to describe something that was excellent and pleasing to the senses, causing you to get a little too excited
Used to describe something that was excellent and pleasing to the senses, causing you to get a little too excited
Charlie: Dude, did you see the Led Zeppelin concert last night? Because it was totally boner.
Mike: I didn’t, but I bet you had a great time!
Mike: I didn’t, but I bet you had a great time!
by BloatedPp534 February 09, 2019
by Luigigreen nuts August 11, 2019