bonus mom

A Bonus Mom is a woman who helps her boyfriend or husband co-parent his children from another mama. Bonus Moms wipe butts, read bedtime stories, pull splinters out of tiny fingers, cook, go to Little League games, endure minigolf, craft, and do all the other things that birth moms do during their time with the kids. Generally bonus moms have a cordial relationship with the birth mom and joins in at birthday parties and big events. Bonus moms and the corresponding birth moms approach co-parenting from the belief that a kids can't have too many people who love them in their lives.

"I feel fortunate that my ex chose someone who has welcomed my kids into her life. I feel relief that my kids want to spend time with her. I feel lucky that there is another person who loves my kids and wants to be a part of their lives everyday, and especially, on Mother’s Day. Because there could never be too many people loving my kids. Bonus mom. How lucky. For all of us." (via motherinchief)

by zmus August 3, 2011

bogusosity

1) the remark that is used to be bogus
2) something bogus

1: Man, i tripped this Indian kid walking down the hall.
2: Hell no that's a bogusosity!

1: This bitch was so dirty, her cooch smelt like rainbow trout!
2: You're an ass hole. Why dont you always have to make bogusosities like that?

by nnykaza April 2, 2009

bofsky

a very good way of saying you cant be bothered.

dave: wanna go for a run

paul: bofsky mate

by my nickname is never April 29, 2011

Bousey

(Inspired by my Egyptian friend) Someone who acts a fool of themselves consistently. This is applicable to any action or behavior.

Man, JP is such a bousey. I swear he's always capping to make himself look cooler.

by UrMumGayLol42069 November 12, 2019

Bonus Tunnel

Anus. English slang.
"I gave it to her in the bonus tunnel"

"I gave it to her in the bonus tunnel"

by Ron K January 27, 2005

bogus

Used in various situations to express mild to extreme displeasure.

You: You know we got a Bio test today.
Me: What?? Dude, (that is) bogus.

You: Sorry, bud, I lost your 2-month old baby.
Me: Holy son of a monkey, that is BOGUS!

by Jerome Miles March 26, 2007

Bonus Plan

Getting fucked over. Treated badly.

Like working a job that offers long hours, low pay, and no chance for advancement. " You just got the Bonus Plan."

by Dr. Sloppy November 6, 2003