Osama bin Laden

one dead motherfucker

Obama: "US Ground Forces infiltrated Osama bin Laden's compound, bent him over, and fucked him with a rusty pipe without lube before executing him point-blank with a .44. God Bless America."

by DeltaForce9001 May 24, 2011

Osama bin Laden

Terrorist leader who is apparently far more intelligent than the combined intelligence of the world leaders trying to find him.

My friend got a perfect score on his MCAT. He's a straight-up Osama bin Laden.

by a random asshole August 24, 2008

Osama Bin Laden

The world's greatest hide and seek player.

America: "Dammit, we didn't even count to 20 and Osama Bin Laden still got away"

by AlexCHCH November 30, 2010

osama bin laden

A dead person Go U.S.A.

osama bin laden is dead

by sperm spitting baby rapiest July 14, 2011

Osama bin Laden

dead.

Me - Osama bin Laden is dead!

by Freaky-Deeky May 24, 2011

Osama bin Laden

He dead.

Yo you think Osama bin Laden is still out there?" "Nah he dead.

by He dead May 25, 2011

Osama Bin Laden

A supposed "terrorist" that bush and the C.I.A. made up to strip Americans of their freedoms using the Patriot Act to go into the Middle East for oil. Usama worked for the C.I.A. in the 80's under the name Tim Ossman. They also created al-qaeda and taught them how to fight, make bombs, and sneek boxcutters onto a plane.

Osama Bin Laden was a C.I.A. asset.

by Red_Eyez May 22, 2008