A person who is a complete failure at life. Someone who just can't seem to find his butt, even if he is using both his hands.
by EJ'sdaughter October 3, 2015

The best man. Call him chef mommy knee when he make you some food like splash get her and ted pause; like the Pizza Hut culture says, Bee pussy memes. Also the sexiest guy ever, girls swoon for his black and yellow turtleneck sweater.
by Winkitywonk December 13, 2016

by SpaceCow April 20, 2021

by Balizzle January 3, 2008

A boss who micromanages and gets angry over small things. Derived from the Cartoon Network Regular Show character, Benson Dunwoody
Worker 1: Dude, Trey just sent me a picture of myself ordering lunch on the CCTV and told me to stop slacking.
Worker 2: Why does he have to be such a Benson?
Worker 2: Why does he have to be such a Benson?
by notreal37 December 23, 2022

by jntmskf May 19, 2022
