by Bennybullshit December 18, 2018
Jasmine: OMG I totally LOVE Benji Madden?
Me: Are you on crack? He fucked a whore! He sucks major balls!
Me: Are you on crack? He fucked a whore! He sucks major balls!
by SupaDupa Fag October 18, 2007
Interview of The story of Benji Isaacs:
"When I was little, I had a cousin who died, no actually though. He died of brain cancer. Umm.. when I was five, I broke my arm, and ugh. I fell down the stairs because I was being an idiot. My cat died a few days this was published. Um... no happy moments cause my life was sad. Oh god. For the past 6 weeks I have heard weird noises in my house. And I've started hearing noises of my dead cat. I'm... fourteen. Um... *laughs* im not the dumbest person in the world; at least I don't think I am. Im not gay. I sort of have a girlfriend. I told some of my friends I had one and then I told them it wasn't real cause then she dumped me. I did not cry when she dumped me. After that she wanted me back but I said no cause he dumped me. Her name was lily. She was smoking hot - that's what one of my friends said. She was fourteen. Lily has green eyes, and blonde hair. She is very smart. Out of 10 on the hot scale, I would rate her 8.5 - 9.9. "
"When I was little, I had a cousin who died, no actually though. He died of brain cancer. Umm.. when I was five, I broke my arm, and ugh. I fell down the stairs because I was being an idiot. My cat died a few days this was published. Um... no happy moments cause my life was sad. Oh god. For the past 6 weeks I have heard weird noises in my house. And I've started hearing noises of my dead cat. I'm... fourteen. Um... *laughs* im not the dumbest person in the world; at least I don't think I am. Im not gay. I sort of have a girlfriend. I told some of my friends I had one and then I told them it wasn't real cause then she dumped me. I did not cry when she dumped me. After that she wanted me back but I said no cause he dumped me. Her name was lily. She was smoking hot - that's what one of my friends said. She was fourteen. Lily has green eyes, and blonde hair. She is very smart. Out of 10 on the hot scale, I would rate her 8.5 - 9.9. "
That boy over there is Benji Isaacs
by ADAM GILL June 27, 2019
A child named ben that loves to blow bubbles.
the blowing of bubbles as a child leaves them capable of many other blowing talents.
Renounced for being great at oral sex.
the blowing of bubbles as a child leaves them capable of many other blowing talents.
Renounced for being great at oral sex.
by itsrichabeltime January 14, 2010
A Benji girl is a girl who lives like Benji Krol 🥺❤️ because she adores him😭
These are the things you have to do to be a Benji girl ✨:
1. Always wear sweatshirts
2. Use the followings emojis a lot and always have them in your recently used emojis section: 🥺✋🤠❤️😂🙄😔✌️🥵💦😤😭
3. Be always so kind with your friends 🥺❤️
4. Be perv with your boyfriend 😳✋
5. Edit cool pictures for your ig feed 🥺✨
6. Put blush on your cheeks and if you have freckles it's gonna look cuter and more like him❤️❤️❤️🥵
🤠✨🤠✨🤠✨🤠✨🤠✨
These are the things you have to do to be a Benji girl ✨:
1. Always wear sweatshirts
2. Use the followings emojis a lot and always have them in your recently used emojis section: 🥺✋🤠❤️😂🙄😔✌️🥵💦😤😭
3. Be always so kind with your friends 🥺❤️
4. Be perv with your boyfriend 😳✋
5. Edit cool pictures for your ig feed 🥺✨
6. Put blush on your cheeks and if you have freckles it's gonna look cuter and more like him❤️❤️❤️🥵
🤠✨🤠✨🤠✨🤠✨🤠✨
Person: Aww i wanna be a Benji girl 🥺but I've got no money to have lots of sweatshirts as he does :""(
by Kk🥺❤️ December 03, 2019
by Damien Darrell August 16, 2021
Referring to the state of acting like or being a dick with a robust dose of cynical and sarcastic humor added.
Pull
" Dude!, I asked that guy to sharpen my skates and he scraped the dirt off them but he put it back inside my skate.??? WTF!?!?
" Meh, he's pulling a Benji."
" Dude!, I asked that guy to sharpen my skates and he scraped the dirt off them but he put it back inside my skate.??? WTF!?!?
" Meh, he's pulling a Benji."
by poridhpn August 21, 2014