sad beige mom

A mom who only has beige stuff for "aesthetics."

She's such a sad beige mom.

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le April 7, 2024

beige

a word that is neutral.
can be used to describe how you feel about something
mainly a replacement word for pretty much anything.

**beige can not OFFEND ANYONE, ITS NOT RACIST OR PREJUDICE, NO ONE PARTICULAR GROUP, ENTITY, RACE, RELIGION, ETHNIC CULTURE, NO ONE CAN OWN IT. IT BELONGS TO EVERYONE.

"That's Beige!"
"That's hella beige"
"Don't be beige"

by keystruck20 July 7, 2023

Beige handed

You are a liar

Kyle said he was in arctic monkeys, even though he was not and his friends caught him beige handed.

by Learntgearnt May 20, 2022

Beiging my Hero

When you crank hog to beige hero's voice whilst playing HOI4

I'm beiging my hero all over fr*nce!

by John Noticer August 29, 2025

Beige Balls

Swelling and discoloration of testicles that gives off the illusion of beige coloring. A product of negligence of ejaculation via intercourse, most common with patients who go by the name “Dave”.

Person 1: “Yo that boy get no play”
Person 2: “yea brother got some beige balls lmao XD”

by MustardandKetchup22 January 15, 2024

Beige

A word synonymous to cool, fashionable, good, etc

"Did you see the new episode of Grey's Anatomy?"

"Yeah it was so beige"

by Bronkie May 3, 2021

Beige Pill

Being Beige Pilled means that you're boring and you offer no excitement to women. Mostly used by women who project themselves onto others.

I went out with a total Beige Piller last night... OMG, he's so boring!

by Mister Arbiter November 18, 2025